Noah The Gnarly Narwal

I think I'm getting fat... I looked down this morning while licking the chocolate milk I spilled on my shirt after eating my choco frosted sugar puffs and noticed I couldn't see my feet anymore... Maybe that's why I have no friends except for my best girl Jill. Or maybe its because it takes me 30 minutes to eat a bagel.. Well food for thought at least. I wish I could hang out with Jill this weekend but my mom has grounded me for 2 weeks because last Tuesday I was playing in a park when on my way home some men in a dark van pulled over next to me and told me they'd drive me home. Even though I told them my house was just across the street they still wanted to drive me! they were silly... anyway's my mom ran out of the house and the men drove off in a hurry! I guess they didn't wanna be friends anymore... seems to be the story of my life.... :/ why does my mom always ruin my chances of making friends! I hate my life... Why is kindergarten so hard???
Anyway if I haven't killed myself ye…
Anyway if I haven't killed myself ye…