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Heyoooooo, sup gamers

Haven't been on MobaFire in a while since something happened to my account and it just like poofed, but I'm back! Yay. Umhm... Ok... Sooooooo... That being said.

I've decided to try my hand at fictional writing ( Dr. Mundo save our souls) and so I wrote a "self-bio" for Fiora. Not sure if I should post or not cuz... Haters gon' hate and hate hurts my soul. Derp.

ANYWHO. That's all. Sorry. I was bored. And love this keyboard. So I typed as much as was possible even though it was quite pointless. If you could have one of the champs in League strip down, which would it be? ;) May the lag be with you!

Mintleaves: Hello everyone I'm Mintleaves and I make Rap Battles for Champions. This series I made, was fun to make, and fun to watch you guys have fun with it, so my next rap battle is my last, and I want you to PM on Who's Last, I think I am done I ran out of ideas and I hope you enjoy this one and the next, cue fade effect into...

Dr. Mundo: EPIC RAP BATTLE OF LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!! Allow me to introduce JAX!!! Versus!!!! The all deadly YORICCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! Begin!!

Yorick: Drop dead, you lamp holding sucka' I hope you find that rap battle's over! When I apply my rhymes and put them together, I own you in the land of Damancia mother******! I summon three dudes to lower your health, and then I farm it up, to get more wealth. The only thing that youe rich in? Is the fact that you won't stop *****in'!

Jax: Don't go top, believe me I'm one of the best, better run away before I put you to rest. Don't try to fight, you got 4 other dudes that gives you your score, fight your own feu…

Or some famous bimbo everyone seems to love. Yeh, I pretty much got **** blocked vs cho mid and had to rely on Twilight Sparkle to carry our idiot EZ (who was actually a genius). Twilight done real good in that department when I got EATEN ALIVE BY FUGGING CHO GATH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD! But towards end game (me and him had equal farm 25 minutes in), cho'gath went autopilot and just farmed lanes instead of being in team fights, ultimately throwing the game for his team while twilight sparkle force fed our ADC keelz via lean mean hooks. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! >:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC



Also, who the **** is RiotMsPudding anyways? Me and her got along real well. I think. Yeah, if I wasn't married, I'd probably,.... NOT **** her.... outside of the video game. Cause in game I ROCKED HER WORLD! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >:CCCCCCCC

Hullo! I'm trying to meet some cool people to play League with, and this seems like not such a bad place to start. I have 1 Ranked win, and 0 losses, and have been playing for about 4 months now. I play any role on the team, though I prefer support or ADC. My favorite champs would have to be either Blitzcrank or Caitlyn, though I also enjoy playing

I'm receiving a lot of hate by people who agree with Werepirelord and actually think I was wrong so I'll do this blog post to talk about it. And no this is not a QQ post. It's just my final thoughts on this cause after I do this blog post I'm done and even if I get 9000 hateful PM's or Downvotes I simply won't care.

First I don't care if any of you hate me now and wanna downvote my guides. Downvote them all you want. I didn't make them so I can advertise, get positive votes, etc. I made them because they're a way for me to show how I play certain champions and a way for me to help out unexperienced players who are looking for a guide. Even if they have 1% rating I won't archive them cause they're still guides despite their rating.

Second I'm not gonna apologize for getting mad at Werepirelord. He's naive and he assumed stuff about me without even knowing me. He could have asked me what the purpose for the thread I made was and I would have responded that it's just so we can talk abou…

**UPDATE**
**I'm currently full up on smurfs atm. You can still apply, but I have more smurf accounts right now than I know what to do with.**

http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/competitive-scene/im-looking-for-a-new-smurf-17626

Hey, throat here. I'm currently looking for people that have low elo (0-1200) that are looking to get a large amount of free elo and IP! I wonder if there are any here on moba...

Long story short, I will play ranked on your account for you and get you elo and ip out the ***. That thread should explain it all. I find it extremely fun to hop onto low elo ranked, go 20-0, and make people scream in rage and confusion. It's fun! If you have any questions, please read the thread and PM me. Feel free to drop a comment on here or the thread with whatever. I'm looking to get started tonight, so it's 1st come 1st serve!

If you haven't seen this thread I made head over there and check the comment by werepirelord. He downvoted my guide because he "thought" I was advertising it...just..wow..funny thing is I didn't even leave a link to the guide but he still "considered" it advertising.


-Dumbest Vote NA
-Dumbest Vote EU
-Dumbest Vote Korea
-Dumbest Vote World


Update - Werepirelord is downvoting all my guides cause he still thinks I advertised my guide. Maybe it's "PM an admin" time?


Thread - http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/forum/general/troll-votes-suck-17623

I dedicate this song to any troll or idiot out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2ci9CyiwI

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

I'll just do what everyone else does and gloat about their stupid ELO. Seeing how ELO is pointless and shows nothing about a persons true potential, I figured I'd post it up anyways and see how it feels. Yeh. I just want the gold boarder and the free skin for this season tbh. I'll post a funny blog sometime tomorrow (i think).




http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/21433111






Yeah, elo.... woohoo. :|

picked kayle into darius. i got my team to invade them, and we fb'ed blitzcrank. he fed 2 more times on purpose and then ragequit. their entire team afk'd except for darius, and i got some good practice vs him. I was dunking him, but he got a good kill on me. we waited for 15 minutes to finish them off so we got the elo.
also, I have a new guide out!
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/throatslashers-guide-to-gp10-mid-243625
Please give it a thumbs up so it's featured or whatever.

I just played a Singed game. I haven't played him in a long time but when the game ended I was 1/2/13 or something so I did okay. But that wasn't the most interesting part about the game.

I was against a Talon and early game he was harassing a bit but after I got my Catalyst I got so tanky that I literally tanked his minions and his W and farmed it up while spaming laugh at him. His jungler Nautilus came to gank and he got 2 kills on me but Talon got 0 and I think at the end of the game he did have 1 or 2 kills but he got 0 from me.

This was such a funny game..in team fights all I did was tank and spam laugh (yes I spamed it while in the team fight). Near the end of the game the enemy Gragas was like "STOP LAUGHING!!" and I was laughing for real and in-game when he said that xD

After the game ended I was spaming stuff like "Ha", "Hahaha", "Hahahahahahaha" in the chat lobby and enemy Trist said "You're gay". Oh how I love it when I piss off people so much that they say I'm gay xD it'…