how (not) to pick up girls.
Hey everyone,
Normally I write a blog post every month but this time I will make an exception. I had the funny idea of posting some pick up lines. I want guys to add more, and girls to comment on whether that would work or not. Here we go:
Well those are some stuff that I know…
Normally I write a blog post every month but this time I will make an exception. I had the funny idea of posting some pick up lines. I want guys to add more, and girls to comment on whether that would work or not. Here we go:
- [guy] I am actually a snail. [girl] wtf!? [guy] *stretches back, makes crackling noise* Oh ****, my house just broke! Now I don't know where to sleep tonight... how about your place? ;D
- [guy] Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [girl] ehh no [guy] At least enough to break the ice!
- [guy] Did it hurt? [girl] wtf? [guy] You know, when you fell from heaven.
- [guy] I bet your dad is a drug dealer. [girl] omg, wtf? Why? [guy] Because you are dope.
- [guy] Your dad must be a thief. [girl] wtf? [guy] He stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!
- [guy] You should have carried a life vest, because I just drowned in your beautiful eyes.
- [guy] You should have brought some cushions, because the floor really hurts.
Well those are some stuff that I know…


