SO YOU WANT TO BE JARVAN MAN MODE? WELL WE START BY LOCKING IN AND CALLING MID. **** AP CARRY MID, JARVAN IS A MAN BEYOND THOSE STUPID *****ES. YOU GO MID. NO EXCEPTIONS. NOW THAT YOU ARE MID, MAKE THE OTHER CARRY CRY BY SLAYING HIM AT LEVEL TWO WITH YOUR SPEAR FLAG WOMBO COMBO OF POINTY DOOM! NOW GO BACK AND BUY YOUR BOOTS. OH WHATS THAT, YOU DIED? YOU DIDNT GET THE KILL? GET THE **** OUT NOW. YOU FAILED THE MAN MODE JARVAN. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE LEFT, CONTINUE TO SMASH AND GET YOUR BRUTALIZER. SMASH MORE. GET YOUR LIZARD ELDER. START JUNGLING THE BUFFS, BECAUSE YOUR JUNGLER CANT JUNGLE LIKE MAN MODE JARVAN CAN, HE KICKS THE **** OUT OF BUFFS AND SPITS ON THEIR CORPSES. BLUE IS IMPORTANT. IF YOU HAVE LIZARD AND BRUTALIZER THEN YOU CAN BRUTALIZE THEIR FACES WITH 40%CDR SPEAR FLAG WOMBO COMBOS OF POINTY DOOM!!! YOUR ULT. YOUR ULT IS ****ING BEAUTIFUL. SMASH FACES BY JUMPING AND SCREAMING DEMACIA. WHO HATES THAT? OH AND IT TRAPS ANY BABY TIER *****ES WHO TRY AND RUN FROM THE MAN MODE JARVAN. FLASH? **** THAT SPEAR COMBO FLASH AFTER THEIR ***ES AND MAKE SURE THEY PAY FOR THEIR COWARDICE. NOW REMEMBER. IF YOU HAVE A LEAVER, AND THEY COME BACK, MAKE SURE YOU PUNISH ANYONE WHO IS COWARDLY ENOUGH TO TRY AND KILL THEM. THAT IS UNNACCEPTABLE. CONTINUE TO SMASH FACE AND KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. YOU MY FRIEND ARE NOW MAN MODE JARVAN. GO FORTH AND SMASH FACE.