Howdy lads? Welcome to my guide on how to be the most selfish mot**rf**ker on the Rift
(or on the TTL, idgaf). Featuring Renekton, The Butcher of the Sands.

First of all, let me introduce myself. Actually, let's do something a bit different. Let's review the pros and cons of who I am, ErwannA.

PROS
+ Not-so-bad logic
+ More-than-average knowledge
+ Been playing for awhile
+ Inspired alot by pro players
+ Have a gf (rekt)


CONS
- Pretty bad player, lacks of mechanics
- Pretty much everything I do is luck
- Rarely rely on my teammates
- Always trying to make plays by myself, never wait for my team
- Fat (sadfrog.png)

Alright, now that you know what kind of player I am, let's move on the "fun" part.

Videogames are made to have fun with. What is League of Legends ? A videogame. No matter how bad someone is, no matter how hard you lose, no matter IF YOU LOSE OR WIN, the goal is to have fun. If you had fun on a game where you went ****ing 4/67/0, then who cares ? As long as it's a normal game, you can be the worst player in the universe (Doesn't mean you can be toxic tho, lol).

In this guide, I will try to teach you how to have this "FUN" with Renekton.

That being said, let's go B O Y S !

Playing Renekton is pretty easy. You deal tons of damages, you clear waves fast, you farm well.. You're hard to kill, you can easily engage, or disengage..

Just try to not tank the whole minions wave at level 2 like a ****** and you'll be fine.

TRADING :
- Use your Q to do early harrass at level 1-2 from afar
- Once you get your whole kit (level 3), try to push the lane in your favor, then when the opponent has less minions than you, try engaging him with a quick
E(in)> AA > W > Q > E(out). You should be able to easily harrass him, and eventually kill him. Remember, you have ignite !

Since you have ignite, it means you don't have teleport. So yeah, if there's a fight somewhere, don't rush yourself, you're not in fault at all. What's the worse that could happen ? Exactly: you lose a teamfight. Who cares ? If meanwhile you were busy taking the inner turret, you're still a winner.

There we go. Fighting with these 'teammates'... ugh..

Well, you have a job. If you HAPPEN to be where the fight is, pop that DOMINUS and engage that ****. Remember who you are: Renekton with Ignite. You're supposed to have minimum 2-3 kills by now, which means that you have a better impact than the ennemy toplaner (well, depends on which champion he is, of course).

Try to look for strategic pick first. SLICE AND ****ING DICE ON THAT VAYNE, STUN THE **** OUTTA HER AND SPIN THAT BLADE LIKE YOU NEVER DID

By now, you probably did **** tons of damage on her. Ignite her, or 'have faith in your team' and let them finish her. Now, time to target the remaining ennemies. Zone the mage/assassin, stun the support, spin on their whole team while damaging them with your sunfire cape and your DOMINUS.

1v4 if needed, you're Renekton, you're ABLE TO.

So yeah, that's pretty much it,

Even if you lose the game, I assure you that with this build, with Ignite, you WILL have fun at toplane. You will laugh at your opponent and about how NOT-RENEKTON they are.

Just remember, it doesn't work at high elo. It's a pub build. It's a pub guide.

Peace out M8S and don't lose sigh of your main goal : Having fun.

-Shia Labeouf