Since you're griefing it doesn't matter what you take. Pick things that makes you grief harder like TP (tax two lanes with ult and TP combo).

(ghost instead of flash) This combo is risky and you will most likely get reported but you move faster around the map.

Remember, it's all about immersion when you're griefing. TF has cards so no starter item really fits but you can always imagine he has a potion that's why we go corruption first. He's flinging cards and is a big time hustler so your aim is books and guns, luckily we got plenty of both. Also don't forget your cape in case it's cold and that frozen heart since you picked the most griefy champ in the game you must be cold af. Grab the nikey's for extra int capabilities.

We're playing with cards right. Take whatever but do not specc your R until you have to! That **** has nothing to do with cards wtf rito???

Movement and flair over everything else. Perfect timing for that swaggy gold outfit to flex on the enemy laner. Grab market to go into heavy debt and run from the police with celerity, nimbus and time warp ez pz. CDR for faster int ults.

Remember you're in this game for yourself, **** your team they hard inted you in the pick phase and now it's payback time! Get your boots (cdr or nikey's) asap. As in all my guides you can always bust out the almighty guinsoo since it's the best item. Grief hard and grief good friendos