Hello. I am The Chug Juggernaut. I am a Top Lane machine, who was cursed to this mortal plane forever. I am god's Frankenstein. My only goal is to demolish the Top Lane and secure the win for myself, my son, and my teammates.

As you have probably seen in my powerpoint presented to you in team chat during champion select, my game plan is to win the game through top lane. I will only go top lane because that is the only lane I know and want to know. Yes, I will die a lot because I am not very good at this game, but I have the Rock Solid mentality to keep thriving and pushing forwards to victory. To help my game plan go smoothly, please understand that I will be hunting alone in the top lane with my Hullbreaker. I will become a large distraction and issue for the enemy team no matter how far behind I am or how many deaths I have so please use my pressure to your advantage. If you are going to help me push top lane, please only do so before I get my Hullbreaker, or when I am dead.

I take Prototype: Omnistone because I like having access to lots of different runes and not being limited by a single keystone. Taking Prototype: Omnistone also gives me access to the inspiration tree letting me take Hextech Flashtraption for quick escapes, Future's Market for easy and early access to my Hullbreaker, and Cosmic Insight which gives me more opportunities to teleport and ignite during the game. I take Demolish for a huge burst of tower damage early and late while I push, and Conditioning to help give me bonus armor so my W, Thunderclap, does more damage to turrets. I take attack speed, and two armors for my candies. Sometimes I will take one magic resist incase I am into an ability power top lane opponent.

These runes were hand picked and carefully crafted by a riot employee, and are guaranteed to aid me in my plan in lane domination.

For my items, I rush a Hullbreaker into a Iceborn Gauntlet, then get Wit's End, Warmog's Armor, and a pair of Mercury's Treads. Sometimes I will skip my boots and instead build an item like Anathema's Chains to help catch my foes and remove them from my top lane adventures.

I see boots as unnecessary sometimes because I can use Seismic Shard to catch up to the wave or my foes anyways. On top of using my Q, I will have Wit's End which will allow me to gain movement speed for attacking things like the enemy minions and towers.