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Champion & Skin Sale: At the Polling Place

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November 5, 2012 6:23pm
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Champion & Skin Sale: At the Polling Place


Posted by Karthus on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 23:14

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Why am I here? I’m a polling place “volunteer”—HA. Yes, because I willingly donned this Statue of Karthus getup and happily skipped outside to be a billboard for democracy. Even my undead derriere is sweating in this unseasonal heat. Go out and represent your constituency, they said. It’ll be great to have a representative from the Shadow Isles greeting people at the polls, they said.


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Oh, look who’s here: it’s Leona with her sunny holier-than-thou disposition. Will you be voting “Yes” on the solar energy proposition? Of course; I’m so surprised. Too bad the Solari lobbyists don’t have half the charisma of their lunar competitors—hey! Sheath that Zenith Blade! 487 RP

Careful with those spirit blades, Irelia. Although you should only be using the provided paper-poking implements, be my guest and stab away with your magic-trick knives. You have only yourself to blame if your ballot has hanging chads. 487 RP


RivenHow many times do I have to chase you out of here? I don’t care about your supposed right to picket. No one here is going to listen to your third-party write-in shpiel, especially not after that social media battle-bunny scandal. 487 RP



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For summoner’s sake, cover yourself up, Ruthless Pantheon! You’re the only one here to vote, not each of your 300 individual sinews. This is madness. Go wrap yourself in a booth curtain before I lay waste to every exposed inch of you. 260 RP

From whom is that foul smell emanating?! It’s like rotting salmon marinated in cystic pus. It can only be Junkyard Trundle. I guess everyone has the right to express his opinion in the matters of governing our fine realm, because clearly politics are easier to grasp than basic hygiene. 487 RP

And now Jurassic Kog’Maw’s drooled caustic acid all over his booth. Disgusting. And, naturally, he’s eaten his ballot. Someone pry open his ribs and dig it out before he leaves it behind, encased in a fossilized lump. 487 RP



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This fake torch flame won’t burn anyone, but I wonder if it’s hard enough to leave a decent bruise. Oh, excuse me: goodbyethankyouforvotinghere’sastickerhaveawonderf ulday . (Until I end it.) The polls are open from November 6 to November 9, so don’t forget to cast your vote—there are plenty of tempting sharp pencils in the booths...


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So many strong independent women on sale! WHY DOES RIVEN COME ON SALE WHEN REDEEMED RIVEN COMES OFF SALE?!? WHY RIOT? WHY???????

Ok sorry it just made me upset. :c
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Nighthawk » November 5, 2012 6:38pm | Report
kog'maw is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

also might buy ruthless pantheon, cheap skin is cheap.


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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by PsiGuard » November 5, 2012 6:42pm | Report
I have monarch kog already but THAT SKIN'S SO AWESOME. :SSSSS

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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Minho » November 5, 2012 6:43pm | Report
I CAN'T BUY KOGGIE.... FU RIOT!
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by DillButt64 » November 5, 2012 10:50pm | Report
butterkoggy is the best skin in the game imo so this skin isnt even worth it for him
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by A Chubby Baby » November 5, 2012 11:55pm | Report
trundle skin sale XD
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by caucheka » November 6, 2012 9:28pm | Report

trundle skin sale XD


trundle just had a buff too... which means...

A NEW TRUNDLE SKIN INCOMING.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Diesel » November 7, 2012 10:35pm | Report
caucheka wrote:

A NEW TRUNDLE SKIN INCOMING.


JUDGE TRUNDLE HERE WE GO
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by spitnik11 » November 8, 2012 5:53am | Report
This explains why our Irelia didnt offer much in the team fights.
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Permalink | Quote | PM | +Rep | Commend by Clu Gulager » November 8, 2012 11:14am | Report
Leona's pic looks like she has no legs.
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