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DillButt64 wrote:
what if the slushie landed perfectly so it made a fabulous pink floral pattern on your white dress?
The stickiness of the slushie outweighs the potential prettiness of a pattern :(
jhoijhoi wrote:
Is this still cool? :P
Please. I did AMAs before it was cool.
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One time I was playing DDR with a friend. A bunch of New Zealanders started mimicking us, jumping around, pretending to DDR. I got pissed off, shoved one of them and said some things that I can't remember. They looked completely shocked and took off. Small victory. So we finished our round of DDR and started to leave the arcade. The NZs came back with two others, so now it was something like 6v3. One of them said, "That's her" and pointed at me. They walked aggressively up to me and I stood my ground. Pedestrians just looked on. My friends held me back and told me to forget about it. As I turned to go, one of the NZs threw, I mean THREW, their pink slushie at me. Not sloshed it at me, not tipped it on me, threw it at me.
Girl fight ends with a splashed slushie, comparative guy fight could have ended with a cracked skull.
Oh girls <3
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
Please. I did AMAs before it was cool.
Hipster Searz.
Searz wrote:
Girl fight ends with a splashed slushie, comparative guy fight could have ended with a cracked skull. Oh girls <3
<3
DillButt64 wrote:
but what if when you washed it just the stain was there and there was no stickiness? would you thank the man for making your dress pretty? or are you still hunting him down plotting revenge?
It was a bunch of girls, not guys. It happened a few years ago when I was far more hot-headed than I am now. I would have handled the situation differently if it happened today.
Meiyjhe wrote:
A simple question:
Why are you called the mobafire mother? :P
My personality and how I respond to people was not suiting for a moderator, so I was rewarded with a title instead. "MobaFire Mother" was decided as I had a tendency to take care of newcomers.
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did the pink from the slushie match your dress?
:/ Actually, I'm pretty sure I was wearing white and was really annoyed because I was worried the pink would stain it.