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Creator: jhoijhoi September 25, 2011 3:16am
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"Well I have never heard of a Saurial, but your friend is welcome to play a hand with us if he want's but to answer your question Elcetro No I am about as human as human's can get, asides from being able to stick to walls"


"I didnt ask you if you were a croc, Trigger!" Electro looked at the banana next to him, and had to remind himself that he wasnt dreaming.....or was he?

"Anyway, Mr. Banana, now that your back from passing out in front of the tavern, and...nearly...killing yourself." Thats when Electro noticed the blood still dripping from his arm."

"I'll have you know, I'll be more then happy to find out who killed your son. It'll be a nice get away from my normal, boring life. Do you possibly have any leads I can start off of?"
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Aeadar enters the tavern, then sits at the bar wondering how crazy each of the other people in the tavern are.
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Jhoi looks at the cards in her hand and sighs, "To be honest, I don't know a lick about playing Poker..." She screws up the corners of her mouth, "But I know a little about licking." She winks raunchily at the female warrior, trying to stir the woman up.

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jhoijhoi wrote:
Jhoi looks at the cards in her hand and sighs, "To be honest, I don't know a lick about playing Poker..." She screws up the corners of her mouth, "But I know a little about licking." She winks raunchily at the female warrior, trying to stir the woman up.

The warrior smiled and winked back.
"Care to prove that?"
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"I didnt ask you if you were a croc, Trigger!" Electro looked at the banana next to him, and had to remind himself that he wasnt dreaming.....or was he?

"Anyway, Mr. Banana, now that your back from passing out in front of the tavern, and...nearly...killing yourself." Thats when Electro noticed the blood still dripping from his arm."

"I'll have you know, I'll be more then happy to find out who killed your son. It'll be a nice get away from my normal, boring life. Do you possibly have any leads I can start off of?"

"Don't worry about my physical condition, I am like super awesome" Banana said, "And uhm... about leads.."
Banana thought by himself for a second. "Well, the reason he was out here in the first place is because werepirelord stole a satchel and a life. Bruise wanted revenge. However, werepirelord disappeared and no one replied to Bruise's call for help."

Ugh, what happened again yesterday... Drank too much... "Uhm... and there was this guy in a purple shirt... claiming he still had my satchel... No wait he HAD my satchel!", Banana continued, "This guy has incredible power in his hands and I am sure he doesn't even realise it."

Electro looked at him and he said nothing. Oh right, jhoijhois rules disallow people to reply in the same post. "Anyway, if you're interested you can come with me to the cremation of Bruise and speak with my household, maybe they can help you on your case some more. Also, if you are able to find out what happened AND find my satchel, I will make it worth your while." Banana showed the 5000k RP he gave to the bartender earlier and then put it back in his pocket. Banana tried to stand up and walk a away like a badass, but failed at doing so, dripping too much juice.

OOC: YES BANANAS JUICE, THEY DONT BLEED >:(
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Latest chuckled and forced himself to smile. Was the man testing him?

"No need to stress about exchanging some information I guess" he said, while he placed the glass of water on the table and casually put his hand in. "I'm Latest. Born a Legend; you're not the first to hear that pun. I used to live around here long ago, but I moved because of some... emotional issues. After that I spent some time learning to stay out of harm's way, or at least to get out of it alive. I have a tendency of getting in trouble, you see. Anyway, I was in the area and I thought I'd drop by for a while."

Yes, that sounded about right. Lots of words, not much to pinpoint him on. Latest did not trust the man. He did not know these people, but he knew that regulars of this tavern weren't the kind you would simply trust. If you've lived long enough to learn it, at least. They were all dangerous in a certain way; Latest wondered in what way this one would be. Probably not in the same way as the lot at the poker table, except for the banana, he didn't look like he could take a punch. Not that it proved anything, he knew he didn't look like that himself too.

Getting restless of disorientation, he took the small bottle from his belt. "That's whiskey, right?" he asked while he poured some of the liquid from the bottle in the old man's. "Don't worry, it's not poisoned or anything." He closed the bottle, hanged it at his belt, changed position in his chair and put his hand back in the glass of water. "So, that was my part. What about you, mister [...]?"

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jhoijhoi wrote:
Jhoi looks at the cards in her hand and sighs, "To be honest, I don't know a lick about playing Poker..." She screws up the corners of her mouth, "But I know a little about licking." She winks raunchily at the female warrior, trying to stir the woman up.


"well if you don't know the first thing about Poker I would just recommend doing a check you don't bet anything and if Electro over here feels the same way and just checks you can see the next card for free."

Ninja Trigger glances over at the woman JhoiJhoi winked at

"Women flirting with women, such a strange custom here, it's not like that from where I come from but i'm not one to judge"


The warrior smiled and winked back.
"Care to prove that?"


"well you can continue to oogle over each other a game of Poker and another round of drinks"

"Bar keep two drinks for the beautiful ladies"

"Did I really just say oogle and over in the same sentence?" Mumbled NinjaTigger


Looking over at the Banana, Ninja Trigger realized that he is far from home and everything in this Tavern is well, uh strange

"Bar keep pour that walking talking banana another drink"

"Banana want to join in on the next hand also those wounds look bad you should see a doctor?"

Ninja trigger sat there awaiting a response from Jhoi awaiting for her decision to check
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It was Jhoi's turn to shift uncomfortably. She actually was expecting a prudish, standoffish, or even offended response from the tense warrior woman... not an invitation to prove herself. She was in a slightly awkward position; either she passed the comment off as a joke and lost face to those who had been listening, or she took up the offer.

Decisions, decisions.

But first, poker. Jhoi nodded at the ninja, "Alrighty, I'll check then."

Then she patted the empty seat beside her, the corners of her mouth tilted upwards in a smirk. Would the warrior come to her?

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