Meiyjhe wrote:
#alarmobot&facelessmanipulatorplays
Too bad they're about as reliable as an angry chicken.
The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
As someone who rarely plays the game nowadays, wtf are all these new cards ._.
Ran into a guy with Stalagg & Feugen, Baron Rivendare (which he'd combine with Sludge Belchers, really annoying) and then Kel'Thuzzad on top of that. Only reason I managed to deal with it - playing my Priest deck, as always - is because I managed to copy Feugen (first card he played that I didn't know) using my Faceless Manipulator and then later used Mind Control on Kel'Thuzzad while also twice having a Holy Nova to get rid of the two Slimes he got after I killed one of his Sludge Belchers.
Gotta say though, it felt pretty amazing when I killed him, knowing that he thought he had won the game already (having used the "Well Played" emote because he had 4 minions vs my 2 and I had 5 HP left while he was on 12). Thank you based Holy Fire.
Ran into a guy with Stalagg & Feugen, Baron Rivendare (which he'd combine with Sludge Belchers, really annoying) and then Kel'Thuzzad on top of that. Only reason I managed to deal with it - playing my Priest deck, as always - is because I managed to copy Feugen (first card he played that I didn't know) using my Faceless Manipulator and then later used Mind Control on Kel'Thuzzad while also twice having a Holy Nova to get rid of the two Slimes he got after I killed one of his Sludge Belchers.
Gotta say though, it felt pretty amazing when I killed him, knowing that he thought he had won the game already (having used the "Well Played" emote because he had 4 minions vs my 2 and I had 5 HP left while he was on 12). Thank you based Holy Fire.
It was a Priest mirror match. I was at about 20health, he was at 10.
I had 2 minions on the board. A 2/2 Deathlord and a 4/3 Cabal Shadow Priest.
He had a 2/8 Deathlord and a 4/5 Injured Blademaster.
I had 3 cards TOTAL remaining; Harvest Golem, Circle of Healing and Shadow Word: Death. He had 5 cards in his hand and 2 remaining in his deck.
I start thinking that I'm screwed. I go over the possibilities for a while, then the fuse starts burning and I decide to heal my Deathlord then attack with him.
I then attack before healing.
DERP
My Deathlord dies and summons a Northshire Cleric. I'm like "Wellp, I'm done..". *takes off headset*
...
WAIT A MINUTE.
I heal my Cabal Shadow Priest with my hero power. He draws his last card.
I attack the enemy Deathlord with my Shadow Priest, then use Circle of Healing; he draws 3 cards.
I turn and walk away as the fuse reaches zero and my enemy explodes in the background. (⌐■_■)
I had 2 minions on the board. A 2/2 Deathlord and a 4/3 Cabal Shadow Priest.
He had a 2/8 Deathlord and a 4/5 Injured Blademaster.
I had 3 cards TOTAL remaining; Harvest Golem, Circle of Healing and Shadow Word: Death. He had 5 cards in his hand and 2 remaining in his deck.
I start thinking that I'm screwed. I go over the possibilities for a while, then the fuse starts burning and I decide to heal my Deathlord then attack with him.
I then attack before healing.
DERP
My Deathlord dies and summons a Northshire Cleric. I'm like "Wellp, I'm done..". *takes off headset*
...
WAIT A MINUTE.
I heal my Cabal Shadow Priest with my hero power. He draws his last card.
I attack the enemy Deathlord with my Shadow Priest, then use Circle of Healing; he draws 3 cards.
I turn and walk away as the fuse reaches zero and my enemy explodes in the background. (⌐■_■)
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
I just crafted a golden Alextraza to help with the heroics.
Guess what happens when you play it against Kel'Thuzad? It gets instantly destroyed and does NOTHING, making you lose 9 mana and a card.
WHAT THE ****. I would have ****ing won. **** that ****, I'm out.
(I haven't tried it against the others, but I assume it does the same for all bosses)
Guess what happens when you play it against Kel'Thuzad? It gets instantly destroyed and does NOTHING, making you lose 9 mana and a card.
WHAT THE ****. I would have ****ing won. **** that ****, I'm out.
(I haven't tried it against the others, but I assume it does the same for all bosses)
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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I'm not sure if this happend to everyone but I laughed a little.
It did. It's a 30-webspinner deck. Pretty great challenge.