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I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Meiyjhe wrote:
#alarmobot&facelessmanipulatorplays
Too bad they're about as reliable as an angry chicken.
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"MY WHOLE LIFE IS A WANK." - WTTNHK
"There are boobs...LOTS OF BOOBS. And then Obama comes out of no where." - JEFFY40HANDS, on Air Gear
As someone who rarely plays the game nowadays, wtf are all these new cards ._.
Ran into a guy with Stalagg & Feugen, Baron Rivendare (which he'd combine with Sludge Belchers, really annoying) and then Kel'Thuzzad on top of that. Only reason I managed to deal with it - playing my Priest deck, as always - is because I managed to copy Feugen (first card he played that I didn't know) using my Faceless Manipulator and then later used Mind Control on Kel'Thuzzad while also twice having a Holy Nova to get rid of the two Slimes he got after I killed one of his Sludge Belchers.
Gotta say though, it felt pretty amazing when I killed him, knowing that he thought he had won the game already (having used the "Well Played" emote because he had 4 minions vs my 2 and I had 5 HP left while he was on 12). Thank you based Holy Fire.
Ran into a guy with Stalagg & Feugen, Baron Rivendare (which he'd combine with Sludge Belchers, really annoying) and then Kel'Thuzzad on top of that. Only reason I managed to deal with it - playing my Priest deck, as always - is because I managed to copy Feugen (first card he played that I didn't know) using my Faceless Manipulator and then later used Mind Control on Kel'Thuzzad while also twice having a Holy Nova to get rid of the two Slimes he got after I killed one of his Sludge Belchers.
Gotta say though, it felt pretty amazing when I killed him, knowing that he thought he had won the game already (having used the "Well Played" emote because he had 4 minions vs my 2 and I had 5 HP left while he was on 12). Thank you based Holy Fire.
Thanks to MissMaw for the signature!
It was a Priest mirror match. I was at about 20health, he was at 10.
I had 2 minions on the board. A 2/2 Deathlord and a 4/3 Cabal Shadow Priest.
He had a 2/8 Deathlord and a 4/5 Injured Blademaster.
I had 3 cards TOTAL remaining; Harvest Golem, Circle of Healing and Shadow Word: Death. He had 5 cards in his hand and 2 remaining in his deck.
I start thinking that I'm screwed. I go over the possibilities for a while, then the fuse starts burning and I decide to heal my Deathlord then attack with him.
I then attack before healing.
DERP
My Deathlord dies and summons a Northshire Cleric. I'm like "Wellp, I'm done..". *takes off headset*
...
WAIT A MINUTE.
I heal my Cabal Shadow Priest with my hero power. He draws his last card.
I attack the enemy Deathlord with my Shadow Priest, then use Circle of Healing; he draws 3 cards.
I turn and walk away as the fuse reaches zero and my enemy explodes in the background. (⌐■_■)
I had 2 minions on the board. A 2/2 Deathlord and a 4/3 Cabal Shadow Priest.
He had a 2/8 Deathlord and a 4/5 Injured Blademaster.
I had 3 cards TOTAL remaining; Harvest Golem, Circle of Healing and Shadow Word: Death. He had 5 cards in his hand and 2 remaining in his deck.
I start thinking that I'm screwed. I go over the possibilities for a while, then the fuse starts burning and I decide to heal my Deathlord then attack with him.
I then attack before healing.
DERP
My Deathlord dies and summons a Northshire Cleric. I'm like "Wellp, I'm done..". *takes off headset*
...
WAIT A MINUTE.
I heal my Cabal Shadow Priest with my hero power. He draws his last card.
I attack the enemy Deathlord with my Shadow Priest, then use Circle of Healing; he draws 3 cards.
I turn and walk away as the fuse reaches zero and my enemy explodes in the background. (⌐■_■)
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I just crafted a golden Alextraza to help with the heroics.
Guess what happens when you play it against Kel'Thuzad? It gets instantly destroyed and does NOTHING, making you lose 9 mana and a card.
WHAT THE ****. I would have ****ing won. **** that ****, I'm out.
(I haven't tried it against the others, but I assume it does the same for all bosses)
Guess what happens when you play it against Kel'Thuzad? It gets instantly destroyed and does NOTHING, making you lose 9 mana and a card.
WHAT THE ****. I would have ****ing won. **** that ****, I'm out.
(I haven't tried it against the others, but I assume it does the same for all bosses)
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
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I'm not sure if this happend to everyone but I laughed a little.
It did. It's a 30-webspinner deck. Pretty great challenge.