FalseoGod's journey to Narnian Elo

[quote=FalseoGod][quote=DisturbedFox] time passes but you remain shit [/quote] And gay. Might be related doe. Thanks Hogo![/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kUPPnI5.png[/IMG] Well that's my first ranked in like a month, just saying goodbye and preparing mentally for the upcoming season...but not much since enemy Gragas suxxed reels hard (1/29 masteries lulz) was unnable to dodge my Qs and died at like level 4 to a Q+W+Ignite. At around level 6 I kicked him out of lane again, then I get double ganked by Shyvana and Thresh, Thresh flash+Q (I didn't level E accidently due to derpyness so I coulda failed) but we're at my tower so I ult, flash, bind Shyvana get a kill on her and leave with ~80 HP. Then I killed gregson again and finally lost count on dead people. Shyvana eventually started dc'ing and Greg started raging about her, nvm his performance. [b]Note[/b] I itemized kinda randomly, my dick was getting way too big to care once I realized Shyv left and gragas had no AP.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5U3lMaH.png[/IMG] Biscuit lady done it again. Lane started off fairly even, we stole blue coz [[nidalee]] checked that no one was guarding it, then I went mid against [[lux]] (she was plat previous season) who was fairly annoying although none of us really did anything to the other. I checked that she was good at dodging Q in lane so I didn't bother. We had same CS although I had to recall early due to a gank from [[udyr]], but after getting to lane I hit Lux with my bind under tower and the dumb biatch auto'd me (there were minions around, she was just dumb), so she had to recall. When she returned I all-inned because she had ulted before going to base, made her blow both summoner's (fucking W saved her from the last [[ignite]] tick) and then when she returned lee ganked and scored me a kill. Toplane [[nidalee]] was wrecking, midlane I started wrecking first with [[lee sin]] helping and then on my own (roaming, getting lux out of position, etc). Botlane, enemy [[tristana]] was doing really good although to be fair our [[corki]] was fairly mediocre ([[valkyrie]] into [[leona]] and [[tristana]] late game just because he had Nid beside him, some dumb plays). Game lasted waaaaaaaaaaaay too long because their [[tristana]] had impecable positioning and managed to fend off most of our attempts to score major objectives (plus she usually had another teamate assisting). I stayed legendary for ages and kept binding [[lux]] and [[jax]], easily handling us the fights. Eventually we managed to ignore Tristana and score everything up to the nexus.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U3s3B82.png[/IMG] Yay! I'm now an Ezreal Sheriff! :D Also, only dropped 1 division so it was actually pretty good. Both last games were duoq with LastPlagas. First one I went mid [[morgana]] versus [[orianna]] but it didn't go well due to two major things: 1) Our Varus was a major moron and he ragequit at level 8; 2) [[wukong]] ganked mid and facechecked into a fed [[kha'zix]] jungle, commiting to going vs him and ori with me in the back, which went bad and deprived me of all blue buffs whereas Ori just went on spam sprees, gradually gaining advantage. Sux. Game 2 I went [[lulu]] support. The game was pretty much won because their [[nasus]] went afk, [[vayne]] picked into [[jinx]] which IMO was already a dumb-ish decision, and a gank from [[vi]] where she got snared decided her death and first blood for Jinx. She got caught by chompers waaaaay too often and I had to stay in the backline with her 24/7 to atenuate the amount of faildom. Also our dragon meant a quadra kill for [[jinx]] so there was that. Also [[zed]] had ping issues. We would've been wrecked if [[nasus]] wasn't afk tho.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UFelVak.png[/IMG] Fuck yeah ad lulu :> Well, to be fair we were all furious at our [[lee Sin]] who decided after 3 role calls that he can't bot and locks Lee after we get Zhao. I'm 1v2 to a Caitlyn/Taric lane and thinking "fuck it imma ad". They went full douchebag mode (caitlyn specially) getting first blood on me, and the our Lee ganked and gave caity red buff. Luckily, our [[gragas]] mid was getting fed really fast (he had been diamond season 3) so when we started to gather everyone went for him, giving me space to start grinding kills and finally collecting gold (next to 0 cs all game long). Enemy [[warwick]] and [[zed]] were retarded as fuck and we got some pretty tight plays with graga's Zhonya, my ult, Botrk and red buff, kiting the crap out of them and getting the teamfight. Gee fucking gee.[/quote]

[quote=Bioalchemist]goodness. keep it up man. well done.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Thanks Chemist! I'm getting good amounts of LP so I assume my MMR is still pretty damn nice ^^[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/y1fPot6.png[/IMG] Qualified for series. Picked [[morgana]] (second pick), since she's always my "safe mid" pick, they picked [[leblanc]] afterwards. I assumed [[amumu]] would camp, and he did try but he was more of a nuisance than decisive, gave her one kill the entire lane phase. First time around lb tried to be a bitch at level 1 with Q so I just auto'ed and won our trades since my AA did the same as her Q. From then on I mostly kept distance. [[leblanc]] bought [[crystalline flask]] on first recall when she realized I wasn't an idiot and she just farmed with skills to keep up. She got a bit fed midgame (figures) and I got slightly boned due to the all AoE thing and [[jinx]], [[vladimir]] and [[leblanc]] being fed, but we turned things around after catching people unnawares and starting some amazing teamfights. Also their [[blitzcrank]] was 100% retarded. Hopefully I'll clear these series ez pz.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Lost series, 0-2. Jungled [[shyvana]] and [[sejuani]]. Shyvana game I couldn't pressure as much as I wanted due to all lanes being pretty shifty (ori mid who ket a good distance early, teemo top vs wu who died at level 1 and blitz/ez bot. I tried to get people out of place but didn't go well. Our [[ziggs]] never moved from mid so bot got permaganked 4v2 or 4v3, which made it really hard on them. Wu was like 1/5 out of lanephase, and although he did good engages enemy team's ultrafed Vi + Orianna combo just wrecked us. Game two I gave first blood to [[renekton]] top but somehow he managed to die thrice to AP [[nidalee]]. Rest of the game was going pretty ok even tho our botlane was slightly behind because [[soraka]] and [[vayne]] (game one wukong, who flamed everyone everygame and is now on queue with me AGAIN) didn't get along well in terms of how to play it. Game was turned when [[soraka]] tried to ward tribush after bot lost first tower, baiting me, vayne herself and leblanc to death and a free dragon. From then on it was pretty hard. Was my only death (ended 0/1/11). What I learned? Muting is good. -- edit -- Won the game 11/1/16, wu got fed and ganked every lane. He played well, despite smiting all blues I got close to and being an overall asshole to the team, but muting him immediately as the game started was the way to go! ^_^ (Also assholes everywhere, enemy [[nidalee]] also played nid previous game, kept trying to be an ass even tho he ended 5/10+, and somehow deliriously thought he "one shotted" me the game before. The one I died once. To Akali.) New lesson: Repeated players can exhibit a higher chance of having their head stuck way up their ass.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vInGcfL.png[/IMG] Back to where I ended last season. Series result was 2-1, both victories [[elise]] games (carried both pretty hard with sick early game ganks; why do bad junglers always rush damage item when behind anyway? Dumbass Vi), defeat was a [[swain]] game (6-6 something) where I trashed enemy [[wukong]] (4-1 lanephase versus 0-3) but unfortunately botlane fed like madlife (7-0 lanephase caitlyn, 3-1 Morgana support, killed her and died to 4 man gank) and despite me and [[nasus]] trashing our lanes, Morgana Caitlyn and fed Elise carried them through lanephase and helped Wu and Riven return during teamfights. Not to mention people did that shitty thing where they are sucking and come to my lane and suck all CS away, meaning I never even got to [[zhonya's hourglass]]. As for ganking botlane, morgana rushed talisman and just popped it whenever she saw me. Wu pushes pretty fast with [[tiamat]] and they'd wait me out so I was hard-pressed to return midlane.[/quote]