FalseoGod's journey to Narnian Elo

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=FalseoGod] Duo'ed with Polse yesterday again, he's such a good partner. He was on promos. First game 6/5 [[diana]]. I initially derped versus [[fizz]] because I had never done the matchup and was gonna pick [[swain]] but then Polse taught me into her (I love her and it was my responsability). He killed me and got away with 24 HP (kiu kiu), then I helped our [[nasus]] and toplaner kill their top (forgot what it is), returned to lane after some DANGER!!! pings bot that still let [[fizz]] get two kills. Nothing mid happened, ganked top again for an assist, Fizz got another double bot and then he killed me mid later on. Our [[graves]] started raging and said he was taking over mid, so I went bot with Polse's Jarvan for a bit. Meanwhile, [[nasus]] got fed, we killed enemy [[ashe]] (she was sobad), fizz became irrelevant and we recovered to win. Eh. Second game our [[lee sin]] tried to take mid after he got counterpicked by [[renekton]] AFTER [[mordekaiser]] and him bought items. Morde told him to fuck off, he died top giving first blood. Shortly after morde died to a [[nocturne]] gank. Me ([[miss fortune]]) and polse were bot (polse was perceived as a troll for picking Jarvan), we nearly killed caitlyn at rush level 2 but thresh saved her (forgot to mention our ban guy was a troll). We were still doing well and had [[shyvana]] bot for a gank, knowing their [[nocturne]] was there as well. When the engage started Shyv was sleeping and we all died. Literally, she didn't move until a dying Jarvan passed her by, she tried to kill stuff and they both got killed. Then she afk'ed at base <3 We still got some pretty nice kills coz enemies were morons building full damage on everyone, but unfortunately shyv never appreciated the comeback attempt and eventually lee and morde started trolling. Polse was 1-1 Final game I went [[lulu]] support with a [[varus]] and polse went jungle [[jarvan iv]]. Their support was a [[lee sin]] who surprisingly started [[doran's blade]] and was sporting [[ignite]]. Despite the wards Varus gave first blood, then died again when he came to base after me sacrificing myself not to let him die (he was pretty bad, the first time he hit his ult was around 25 minutes into the game and couldn't position for shit). Our [[ahri]] was pretty "blah blah you guys omg stahp" and thankfully got fed while we got stomped botlane. The game dragged pretty long but in the end we managed to win it thanks to enemy foolhardiness, good CC and good lategame calls. So polse is Gold 3 on EUW nao. Today I won with [[xerath]], 10/2/something. Fun times. [/quote] Pølsê*[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]My keyboard doesn't naturally make this "ø" thing[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]support jarvan es much more fun than jungle :([/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=idmb22] [quote=FalseoGod] My keyboard doesn't naturally make this "ø" thing [/quote] I believe the key code is Alt+0248 -> ø [/quote] For me it's just ctrl + alt + L -> ø[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]For me it's neither :>[/quote]

[quote=XeresAce]^same[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]After reading around I noticed my thread does not generate lip service. I'm pretty sure it's racism.[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]^stop playing Lucian.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]On the contrary, I must play only Lucian, make a guide for him and archive all rest. Then I'll become a Lucian reference, people will kiss my e-pen for screenshots of Lucian games and even if I do bad in a game because I'm arrogant I'll shrug it off as not being serious. I'm a genious.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][img=http://i.imgur.com/szEivn2.png] Long story short: I got Skyrim, lost a month of my life while ignoring LoL. Riotu says "you have till November 11th". I say "fuck that". But I restarted the climb eventually q.q Not sure if I'll make it to Plat tho. As for this game: Udyr had 8 wins and 0 defeats so he was most likely a smurf. They invaded the red where [[riven]] was but she managed to flee. J4 got a quick blue, went to their red (which was warded apparently but they didn't budge) whereas I was against a mid [[ziggs]] who was pushing as hard as possible without wards, although I was still forced to recall due to harass because J4 decided to shit on me. Top was a mess, people dying left and right but somehow [[nasus]] gave up halfway. I started snowballing on [[ziggs]] (I killed him alone twice before a j4 gank and I actually died to an [[udyr]] gank but [[ziggs]] was flaming left and right and saying he got camped xD). Eventually we snowballed, got a gazillion towers and won.[/quote]