have you ever gotten sick and tired of patch after patch after patch of Relic Shield nerfs? have you ever wondered why you are supporting a 5 IQ mongoloid when you're making the plays? have you ever wanted to do damage?

Greetings summoner, my name is Bunnie FuFuu and I'm here to help. That's right, I am here to help you try the new best thing and it's called Thresh Top. Not just any Thresh Top, but the AD motherf*ckin Thresh Top (you have to swear when you say it - it adds the oomph this build deserves)

I know a lot of you come on Mobafire looking for a 'meta' build. Well let me tell you something, Meta builds suuuuuuuuuck. Want to build 'meta' sh*t for your champion? I guess you also want to be stuck in Silver 5 for the rest of your life. Hey that's fine with me, not my problem. As my boi Forrest says "Meta is as meta does".

Meta is whatever the hell the pros build way up on the mountain where everyone has the latest RAZER BLASTER 5000X mouse with 2 million cps and where objectives actually matter. But most of you are down in hell. Elo hell. Bronze, Silver... yeah that's about it. You're in a place so dark, so disgusting that you wished you were plat. Imagine! But you know the nice thing about elo hell? In elo hell, no one cares what you build - except the tryhard "look at the size of my mastery" a-holes who do. Hell, take Cleanse on Vladimir top and no one bats an eye. I have been in games where the support and jungler take Teleport and no one cares.

You are not playing against sane people. You are playing against a bunch of enraged monkeys who smash every button until something works. And speaking of smashing the button AD Thresh is perfect. Why? Because you only need to do ONE thing to succeed

CLICK ENEMY

And you know what happens when you CLICK ENEMY?

ENEMY GO BOOM

It's so simple even a monkey - I mean a silver or bronze player - can do it!

So now that I have you hooked (get it? I'm hilarious) let's get roooooight into the build!

Haha what a silly question. Of course it works, if it didn't I wouldn't make a guide for it would I? I mean, it's called a 'Glorious Guide to AD Thresh Top'. That means that this guide is not only Glorious but it also Glorious in the Toplane. But if you are still not convinced look at the damage charts:

Just look at that f*ckin damage. Admire it. Respect it. You ever see that kind of damage on a Janna? Or an Alistar? No, you didn't. This is why we play Thresh. Because if you don't like supporting the dumb@ss in botlane you can just do this sh*t yourself

AD THRESH CAN GET YOU LAID

are you a introverted, pubescent, utterly unattractive p*ssy like me? are you unable to get the GRILLS? do your parents think you're gay?

Well I have some good news for you and it isn't viagra. It's AD Thresh. Indeed, I was another lonely eBoy just like you until I showed her my HUGE AD Thresh.

I was like,

And she was like,


so yeah if you're ever lonely and in need of the poon talk to your doctor. See if AD Thresh is right for you

ADDITIONAL EXAMPLES OF DOMINANCE:

This game I played Dark Harvest Thresh support because I was autofilled (LUL). Most damage on the team


And this game was another hard carry after I brought out the BIG WHIP and hit them harder than Merch Guy hit Bronze 5 BIBLETHUMP

RIP Merch Guy

Pros:

-ridiculous lategame damage
-ridiculous early game damage
-satisfying to see 'WTF HACKER', 'LOL', and 'POGGERS' after you WHIP 'em
-satisfying to hear 'Enemies Are Missing' pings after you WHIP em
-satisfying to WHIP 'em
-no skill required

Cons:

-none. Memes transcend death & losing streaks

Dark Harvest or as I like to call it "Meme Harvest". This dumb rune allows you to 3 shot anyone at level 2. Just look this sh*t

LOL

LOOOOOOOOL

OML LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING MURDERED BY MEMES XDDDDDD

P.S. this is another good way to get GRILLS. If she goes up to you all like "Hey what do you do in your free time?" Show her this image and be like "I f*ck kids on the rift" and she'll be like "UR SO HOT. OML MARRY ME". Seriously no one can resist the POWER of the 9 inch - I mean the busted 100% POGGERS empowered Thresh autoattack. Empowered Thresh autoattack, it's the only power stronger than b0ners

Of course our goal here is not marriage but why f*ck online when you can do it irl? Yeah this guide is definitely getting taken down...

P.S.S this is also the 'Damage' chapter

Anyway that's how AD Thresh rolls. He is the YouTube star. Auto someone? BOOM instant thumbnail. Who needs fancy fonts or gimp or even basic life skills? You just take a picture of this ****. That's your thumbnail. And everyone will watch it because god knows we're all sick of F*cknite cancer.

AD Thresh Top won't make for a great game. It will make for an entire CAREER. Just look at this guy:

Literally his entire channel is doing stupid meme builds like this.

Oh Mike only does stupid meta builds? Darn I thought that was such a good joke guys. I've failed you all. Let me just go kill myself now...

Actually I've got to do the Runes. I've already done Dark Harvest why stop there? Yeah lets do the Runes. And then I'll go kill myself.

PRO TIP: Always do the runes before killing yourself

Taste of Blood because you're edgy as hell, y'know you use the Dark Theme on discord, have ear and nose piercings, and cosplay Knife Party irl so you're probably into that sh*t. I don't know man I'm just writing The Guide. I can only show you the way but it is you who must follow the path. You getting some LOTR vibes with Gandalf and the Midgets? Yeah because that's what League is. You're the old guy with the rod f*cking kids up

GODDAMMIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

Now you've got two choices for your next rune. They're both pretty good but it depends on what you want - more burst or vision

Vision:

Zombie Ward broken *** rune that's way better than it has any right to be. Sarah Palin may be able to see Russia from her house but with Zombie Ward you can see that sh*t from Pluto (aka Toplane because it's about that far away from the rest of the map)

Burst:

Eyeball Collection really good for maximizing your burst. You get ~20 AD after collecting all your eyeballs. Can you SEE where I'm going with this?? heh heh heh

Relentless Hunter you need money to get lots of swords. Don't waste it on boots

Now behind every great DOMINATION tree is an equally great SORCERY tree. I don't know who said that but it was a very important quote. Really learned a lot of life lessons from that. And you will too!

Absolute Focus yeah you gotta focus with this build. Not just a little focus. The Absolute Focus. It's like when you see a cute girl in class and you're staring at her because you're h0rny as f*ck - practicing your technique. And when she comes over all like "wtf are you doing" you tell her "B*tch I'm just using my Absolute Focus" and she'll be like "but why were you looking at me" and you say "because your THICC as F*CK GIRLLLL" jk you're not Twitch chat

PRO TIP: Don't be like Twitch chat

Gathering Storm yeah there's a storm coming. It's a hurricane called Thresh. Category 5. Busted passive. 1,000 damage autos. Sh*tload of damage. Want to see more EPIC ONESHOTS with Thresh?
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Flash have you ever wanted to be a p*ssy? Have you ever wanted to gtfo after baiting your entire team into a 4v5 so you can save yourself? Have you ever wanted to win games? Then this spell is right for you.

But as Master Tacticians we must adopt some Tactical Moves and Advanced Techniques to out bait the enemy. Yeah Tactical Moves and Advanced Techniques. You remember that from my last guide (thx for the upvotes btw. BUN LOVE!!!)?

Of course you do. That's why I highlighted em in those awful colors. So that you'd remember them!

God my IQ is too high

And speaking of High IQ lets talk about my favorite Advanced Technique: Cleanse

Cleanse aka Mikael's Blessing in a summoner with a much longer cooldown. Now I know what you're thinking "Bunny what are you doing? Cleanse is USELESS!" that's true. It is.

But in order to out-bait the enemy you must make them think you're completely helpless and have no idea what you're doing. When in reality you're a 5000 IQ super genius who's going to Harvard and Yale. Give em a smack with your 500 damage diploma and move on

PRO TIP: You can't fail Flash if you don't have it

Ignite another way to out bait the enemy is to make them mad. And the best way to do that is to flame at them. Of course, being Master Tacticians and Highly Established Memers we do not indulge in such disgraceful parlances of words. You can get banned for flame, but you can't get banned for flaming.

That's where ignite comes into play. Just at some random point in the lane where you're shoved under tower, attempting to CS while ******* f*cking, stupid, busted broken Ornn is buying his cancer, walk up to him and Ignite

He will be SO TILTED he will literally walk under your tower and tank it until he dies. How can he compete with this savagery? You flamed him without words and he can't flame back. See, aren't you glad you didn't take Teleport?

CLICK ME

Now I know some of you guys aren't the most trusting guys out there. Y'know? Some of you might be like "But Bunnie, you photoshopped those images!" no actually someone else photoshopped those images - but I've decided to crunch the numbers and do some QUICC MATHS to show you that yes, this really does work.

QUICC MATHS:

578 base AD
1,445 crit
1,231 damage from E

3,254 damage total (does not include dark harvest)

FULL BUILD DAMAGE

6th auto guinsoo's with 3 infernals and baron, also assuming 100 souls, 250 Dark Harvest souls, lvl 18, and a 40 minute game...

913 AD
2,375 damage crit
1,975 damage from E
554 damage from Dark Harvest

4,904 damage total (in one auto)

Sorry I got a little carried away earlier. I was very repressed in my childhood and those 15 years of Awkward & Cringe had to go somewhere. I guess that somewhere was this guide.

But if its any consolation you can go buy the merch on bunnyfufuu.com. Because when you're wearing the MERCH you take off the cringe and put on the cool. Just look at my amazing modeling:

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Thanks,

Bunnie FuFuu

None because this guide is perfect