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Recommended Items
Runes:
Spells:
Cleanse
Ignite
Items
Ability Order
Damnation (PASSIVE)
Thresh Passive Ability
Threats & Synergies
Heimerdinger
Introduction

Greetings summoner, my name is Bunnie FuFuu and I'm here to help. That's right, I am here to help you try the new best thing and it's called Thresh Top. Not just any Thresh Top, but the AD motherf*ckin Thresh Top (you have to swear when you say it - it adds the oomph this build deserves)
I know a lot of you come on Mobafire looking for a 'meta' build. Well let me tell you something, Meta builds suuuuuuuuuck. Want to build 'meta' sh*t for your champion? I guess you also want to be stuck in Silver 5 for the rest of your life. Hey that's fine with me, not my problem. As my boi Forrest says "Meta is as meta does".
Meta is whatever the hell the pros build way up on the mountain where everyone has the latest RAZER BLASTER 5000X mouse with 2 million cps and where objectives actually matter. But most of you are down in hell. Elo hell. Bronze, Silver... yeah that's about it. You're in a place so dark, so disgusting that you wished you were plat. Imagine! But you know the nice thing about elo hell? In elo hell, no one cares what you build - except the tryhard "look at the size of my mastery" a-holes who do. Hell, take



You are not playing against sane people. You are playing against a bunch of enraged monkeys who smash every button until something works. And speaking of smashing the button AD

CLICK ENEMY
And you know what happens when you CLICK ENEMY?
ENEMY GO BOOM
It's so simple even a monkey - I mean a silver or bronze player - can do it!
So now that I have you hooked (get it? I'm hilarious) let's get roooooight into the build!

Just look at that f*ckin damage. Admire it. Respect it. You ever see that kind of damage on a Janna? Or an


AD THRESH CAN GET YOU LAID
are you a introverted, pubescent, utterly unattractive p*ssy like me? are you unable to get the GRILLS? do your parents think you're gay?
Well I have some good news for you and it isn't viagra. It's AD Thresh. Indeed, I was another lonely eBoy just like you until I showed her my HUGE AD Thresh.
I was like,

And she was like,

so yeah if you're ever lonely and in need of the poon talk to your doctor. See if AD Thresh is right for you
ADDITIONAL EXAMPLES OF DOMINANCE:

This game I played Dark Harvest


And this game was another hard carry after I brought out the BIG WHIP and hit them harder than Merch Guy hit Bronze 5 BIBLETHUMP
RIP Merch Guy
-ridiculous lategame damage
-ridiculous early game damage
-satisfying to see 'WTF HACKER', 'LOL', and 'POGGERS' after you WHIP 'em
-satisfying to hear 'Enemies Are Missing' pings after you WHIP em
-satisfying to WHIP 'em
-no skill required
Cons:
-none. Memes transcend death & losing streaks


LOL

LOOOOOOOOL

OML LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING MURDERED BY MEMES XDDDDDD
P.S. this is another good way to get GRILLS. If she goes up to you all like "Hey what do you do in your free time?" Show her this image and be like "I f*ck kids on the rift" and she'll be like "UR SO HOT. OML MARRY ME". Seriously no one can resist the POWER of the 9 inch - I mean the busted 100% POGGERS empowered


Of course our goal here is not marriage but why f*ck online when you can do it irl? Yeah this guide is definitely getting taken down...
P.S.S this is also the 'Damage' chapter
Anyway that's how AD Thresh rolls. He is the YouTube star. Auto someone? BOOM instant thumbnail. Who needs fancy fonts or gimp or even basic life skills? You just take a picture of this ****. That's your thumbnail. And everyone will watch it because god knows we're all sick of F*cknite cancer.
AD Thresh Top won't make for a great game. It will make for an entire CAREER. Just look at this guy:

Literally his entire channel is doing stupid meme builds like this.
Oh Mike only does stupid meta builds? Darn I thought that was such a good joke guys. I've failed you all. Let me just go kill myself now...
Actually I've got to do the Runes. I've already done

PRO TIP: Always do the runes before killing yourself

GODDAMMIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Now you've got two choices for your next rune. They're both pretty good but it depends on what you want - more burst or vision
Vision:


Burst:


Now behind every great DOMINATION tree is an equally great SORCERY tree. I don't know who said that but it was a very important quote. Really learned a lot of life lessons from that. And you will too!



PRO TIP: Don't be like Twitch chat



Leave a like and subscribe. Yes, please promote me.
Please

But as Master Tacticians we must adopt some Tactical Moves and Advanced Techniques to out bait the enemy. Yeah Tactical Moves and Advanced Techniques. You remember that from my last guide (thx for the upvotes btw. BUN LOVE!!!)?
Of course you do. That's why I highlighted em in those awful colors. So that you'd remember them!
God my IQ is too high
And speaking of High IQ lets talk about my favorite Advanced Technique:



But in order to out-bait the enemy you must make them think you're completely helpless and have no idea what you're doing. When in reality you're a 5000 IQ super genius who's going to Harvard and Yale. Give em a smack with your 500 damage diploma and move on
PRO TIP: You can't fail


That's where ignite comes into play. Just at some random point in the lane where you're shoved under tower, attempting to CS while ******* f*cking, stupid, busted broken


He will be SO TILTED he will literally walk under your tower and tank it until he dies. How can he compete with this savagery? You flamed him without words and he can't flame back. See, aren't you glad you didn't take

QUICC MATHS:
578 base AD
1,445 crit
1,231 damage from E
3,254 damage total (does not include dark harvest)
FULL BUILD DAMAGE
6th auto guinsoo's with 3 infernals and baron, also assuming 100 souls, 250 Dark Harvest souls, lvl 18, and a 40 minute game...
913 AD
2,375 damage crit
1,975 damage from E
554 damage from Dark Harvest
4,904 damage total (in one auto)
But if its any consolation you can go buy the merch on bunnyfufuu.com. Because when you're wearing the MERCH you take off the cringe and put on the cool. Just look at my amazing modeling:

Now don't you want to be as cool as that??? MERCH GUY t-shirts are a limited time offer. Buy today!
Thanks,
Bunnie FuFuu
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