Yo, yo, yo what is up it is I "forster82" and I will be teaching you today on how to become the top laning Banana Queen.
People always tend to make fun of Soraka saying sh1t like: "Soraka does no damage lul" "Soraka... more like... gay." "Soraka is only useful for her heals". Well today you will make those sons of b1tches bust a nut with your insane Soraka skills on the god tier top lane. Therefore I introduce you to:
SORAKA THE TOP LANING BANANA QUEEN

Boi... Prepare for some n1ggas trying to roast you during Champion Selection when they see you are going to play Soraka Top. But you will make these f*ck bois stfu with your insane Banana skills in top lane. I have experienced alot of roasts during champion selection myself some of them said sh1t like: "Soraka plz dont troll" "GG Soraka Top" "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET QUEUED WITH BRAINLESS KIDS LIKE SORAKA" and a bunch of other sh1t. But today with this insane guide you will leave those brainless chimpansed human scums speachless with your skills. So lets get started SHALL WE!?

So hopefully you are facing one of the champions displayed in the threat section up above... So now what? To win the game and carry your noob a$s team as Soraka top you are going to want to spam your damn "Q" on those MOFOs... and yup thats it... ez win. Jk you might also want to spam your "E" and heal yourself once in a while with your Ultimate... But we do not talk about your "W" skill... You want those mother f*ckers who made fun of you picking Soraka dead. Unless you are in a Ranked game because come on... you have to get out of Bronze some day right?... Right?... Plz get me out of bronze... Anyways if you are playing ranked Soraka top you may want to eventually Heal your team mates in team fights unless they talked trash to you then lets hope they have to beautiful children that die from cancer.