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Surprisingly enough you can defeat this ugly looking **** with a sword early game and possibly even late game. Just make sure to poke her non stop with your "Q" and dont let her parry so keep on silencing this **** with your "E".
Cho'Gath
This guy may be a bigger problem for you... Get it because he legit becomes Big AF... No... Ok... Anyways this ugly looking dinosaur has a **** ton of health and with his ultimate he will legit eat ur sexy banana *** so dont try to play to aggresive on him.
Aatrox
This red eyed demon looking **** shouldnt be much of a problem to you as long as you keep your range from him. Be sure to poke him hard early game with your "Q" and "E" combo.
Jayce
This mean fella here has a long *** ranged weapon and a ****ing hammer. So just be sure to dodge all of his damn lazer gun shots and you should be fine against him.
Garen
Garen may and may not be hard to counter... It really all depends on what he is building so as long as he is not building Magic Resistance you should be fine... Early game you will destroy him as he doesnt have the range on you, and lets hope it stays like that.
Darius
Same as Garen.
Kayn
With this ****s release he is genuinely OP AF... If you are fighting him top you could stand a chance with your ranged abilities, but if he is the jungler you better watch yo *** cause this MOFO goes through walls.
Heimerdinger
You should be able to win the lane against Heimer****er as you have the range with your abilities, but this nigga also has his gay *** turrets so I would recommend to play safe unless he sucks ***.
Illaoi
Ill be honest... I hate this hentai *****... She ****ing grabs the soul out of your banana *** and inserts ****ing tentacles up it. I would recommend playing as defensive as possible against her.
Teemo
Meh... If you play Teemo it means you are ****ing trash (I definitly dont have over 200k Mastery Points on him.) His blind shouldnt be as effective on you as you are a legit ****ing Soraka top, so I would recommend playing aggresive on him and poking him with your abilities.
Camille
This **** shouldnt be that much of a problem... You rarely see her picked anyways but if you do see her just play passive... idfk...
Yorick
Mr. Scary Gravedigger... more like Ms. Ugly Grave******... No?... Ok... Anyways this dude doesnt really do much early game so you should be able to win that, but late game he gets his damn ugly rats to hop onto your forehead with his damn ugly ***** wife as an ult. So the lesson is poke him early game, stay back late game ez pz.
Soraka
Soraka top? This ***** stupid LUL... Unless she read this guide then you are ****ed... But what if both of you read this guide and are facing off... Oh ****...
Kled
Kled in 2k17 LUL. Poke this mofo he cant do **** against you
Bard
Bard top? Who the **** does that... Oh wait...
Pantheon
This rascal can get ****ing annoying with his ******ed passive... Just make sure to play safe against him... Unless you aint a ***** then **** him up Soraka...
Tryndamere
Meh... You are ranged he isnt... His ultimate makes him invulnerable... Yours gives you health... Fair fight seems like. Poke him early game. **** his teenage looking mustache.
Irelia
I ****ING HATE HER ALL INS! I ****ING HATE THEM! Where was I? Oh thats right making this guide. Anyways I hate her all ins.
Nasus
This doggo does nothing but go for his stacks, upon stacks, upon stacks... So dont let this pupper do that and play aggresive against him. His only ranged thing is his ******ed circle so ez win for soraka.
Yasuo
An anime wind nerd VS. a Hot Banana Queen. Who would win? That is up to you to decide. Anyways I think that you should be able to defeat him as long as he aint no korean god plays Yasuo so you should be fine. Poke his anime bootyhole with your bananas.
Kennen
You destroy this Electric Yasuo nerd early game as you legit ****ing outrange this ugly looking freak. Poke his electric ***** with your Bananas and abilities.
Diana
Moon Hoe, Moon Hoe, kys. She has gay *** abilities in which she pulls you to melee range and once she gets her gay *** ult she can pull herself towards you and therefore destroys your bootyhole. Better watch out fam ;3
Swain
Gay *** Furry with his gay electric bird. I ****ing hate his bird zapping ****. And he becomes a ***********ing furry with his ult so keep your distance from this nigga.
Renekton
****ing Crocodiles... This gay croc has a **** ton of starting AD and also becomes a **********ing tank with his ultimate. You can probably destroy him early game but late game ur ****ed fam.
Yo, yo, yo what is up it is I "forster82" and I will be teaching you today on how to become the top laning Banana Queen.
People always tend to make fun of Soraka saying sh1t like: "Soraka does no damage lul" "Soraka... more like... gay." "Soraka is only useful for her heals". Well today you will make those sons of b1tches bust a nut with your insane Soraka skills on the god tier top lane. Therefore I introduce you to: SORAKA THE TOP LANING BANANA QUEEN
Champion Selection
Champion Selection
Boi... Prepare for some n1ggas trying to roast you during Champion Selection when they see you are going to play Soraka Top. But you will make these f*ck bois stfu with your insane Banana skills in top lane. I have experienced alot of roasts during champion selection myself some of them said sh1t like: "Soraka plz dont troll" "GG Soraka Top" "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET QUEUED WITH BRAINLESS KIDS LIKE SORAKA" and a bunch of other sh1t. But today with this insane guide you will leave those brainless chimpansed human scums speachless with your skills. So lets get started SHALL WE!?
Soraka Top LUL
Soraka Top LUL
So hopefully you are facing one of the champions displayed in the threat section up above... So now what? To win the game and carry your noob a$s team as Soraka top you are going to want to spam your damn "Q" on those MOFOs... and yup thats it... ez win. Jk you might also want to spam your "E" and heal yourself once in a while with your Ultimate... But we do not talk about your "W" skill... You want those mother f*ckers who made fun of you picking Soraka dead. Unless you are in a Ranked game because come on... you have to get out of Bronze some day right?... Right?... Plz get me out of bronze... Anyways if you are playing ranked Soraka top you may want to eventually Heal your team mates in team fights unless they talked trash to you then lets hope they have to beautiful children that die from cancer.
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