Greetings summoner!

My name is Bunnie FuFuu former support for L9, popular YouTuber (buy the merch at bunnyfufuu.com), and hardstuck silver 5 player. Just look at my match history - its disgusting.

But why am I silver 5? What caused me to fall from Challenger to an elo so bad that half the game revolves around who ints harder in the enemy jungle? My excellent builds of course.

If you've been watching my channel (remember you can buy the merch at bunnyfufuu.com) you'd know that we've not only done the AP Thresh but also the AD Thresh. "But bunny, why would you build AD on a champion that does 90% magic damage?" you might ask. Well do you remember what I said in my last guide?



That's right, and now we're going to apply that token of wisdom to this build.

So how do we play AD Thresh? Well other AD Thresh builds revolve entirely around abusing the hell out of the passive of one ability: ( Flay). But being Highly Sophisticated Players (HPS) we do not opt for such exploitative tactics. Rather we must be creative. We must be cunning. And we must opt for the worst build possible. I know, I know you're probably wondering what's wrong with me and why I haven't killed myself yet but turn off your brain for a moment and just think of the memes. OK? Think of the memes.

Cause if you're in Silver or (god help you) Bronze this isn't League of Legends. It's League of Memes. Skill does not matter. Probably because it doesn't exist at your elo but that's beside the point. Whoever has the DANKEST MEMES wins. It's that simple.

You guys keep trying to complicate things with sh*t like 'Vision Control' or 'Good CS'ing' or 'Setting up Baron' no no no. That's not what you do. It's like baking a cake. If you don't know what you're doing you're going to f*ck it up. But if you don't even bake it, how can you mess up?

Same deal with League. If you don't play it, how can you lose?

PRO TIP: This kind of thinking got me to challenger ^^

And now I will show you a meme so dank, a trap so gay, and a franklin that has aged so well that sometimes it actually works. Tank Thresh Top - or as I like to call it: Tank Top

I noticed a lot of people like to list the pros and cons of a champion and their build for that champion in their guide. Since I didn't do that in my last Amazing Guide (TM) I thought I'd do that here

Pros of Thresh Top:

-Forces your jungler to actually gank

Cons of Thresh Top:

-It doesn't work

Yep I think that just about covers it. Let's get into the game!

Early game with Thresh top is a lot like entering an abusive relationship. You get into lane and for the first 5 minutes everything is fine. Then your Enemy Memer trades with you and you realize how terrible this build is.

But much like an abusive relationship you feel compelled to return to lane regardless of how many times you get out-traded. You need the gold. You must farm. Get repeatedly smashed by champions that have better AD and tank stats than you like Ornn or Urgot? Doesn't matter. You must farm. Is the house on fire? Is there a medical emergency? Did your parents die in a horrible accident? Doesn't matter. But you know what does? The farm. That's what matters.

Does this sound like something you want to be stuck in? This endless cycle of farming and hoping that your Enemy Laner left their brain at the lobby? Of course not!

So how do we deal with this? Fortunately there are many options. I have composed several of them below.

1) Exit the game
2) Uninstall league of legends
3) Kill yourself

Edge aside that last step was a joke. Seriously though, if you read this guide and actually play it please seek counseling at once because something is probably wrong with you... and then go buy the merch at bunnyfufuu.com (the Thresh t-shirts are so cool!!!!). Speaking of counseling you'll probably need it after how hard you'll get abused in lane.

Lucky for you there's an in-game counselor. It's called the jungler. Your jungler. Ping the sh*t out of him or type "COME TOP PLZZZ SOS I WANT TO DIE OML THIS IS HORRIBLE" and try to secure kills that way. If you don't... well just do whatever Vapora DARK says because he has guides for literally everything

Remember what I said about toplane being like an abusive relationship? Well the way to escape one, other than the magical /ff command which no one uses, is to run. Run as far as you can from that f*cking Darius, Pantheon, or Camille and never come back --unless you absolutely have to.

Situations where you need to return to toplane:

- They are at your inhibitor turret
- They are at your inhibitor turret with Rift Herald
- No one else will go top instead
- Your team is flaming at you

But how are you going to get gold if you aren't farming in toplane? Simple, teleport botlane, steal every kill and tax their farm. It's Silver-Bronze elo, not like they were farming anyway ;) ;) ;)

SERIOUSLY:

Tank Top Thresh is pretty good

JUST KIDDING

This build is the ultimate troll build. It is my masterpiece, my mona lisa, my louvre d'ouvre. It is a build so incredibly silly that your silver team will think its legit (anything works in silver)

You may not be able to trade with anyone or do any damage but that is not the point. Think about it, why does Thresh have so much cc in his kit? Because he was meant to cc people

Why does he have 2 slows ( The Box & Flay) in his kit? Because he was meant to slow people

But it's not any fun slowing people for 2 seconds is it? We're Thresh we want to cc people for eternity! But you can only do that if you stack item actives

LOTS of item actives

And that is what you do in the early game. You may hit about as hard as a 4th year schoolgirl but when you get the slows it is a simple matter of having your jungler gank and kill them for you. Unless your Jax or Master Yi is botlane and then you're screwed

LUL that was midgame

Since I really want to be popular I will go through Thresh's abilities so all of you know The Way to becoming a true Thresh Main:

Death Sentence - The thing that hooks people
Flay - The thing that flays people
Dark Passage - The thing that no one clicks on
The Box - It's a box, stupid

Glacial Augment stupid rune that applies a 30-40% slow every 40 seconds and a 60% SLOW FIELD on any item with a slow active. And since I am a troll I will abuse the hell out of that - hence why all 6 items in the full build apply a slow and 5 of them have item actives. The purpose of this is to keep the Enemy Memer from moving as much as possible. And if they are cc'd for long enough one of your lovely teammates might be able to kill them for you since you do Absolutely No Damage (AND)

Hextech Flashtraption rune that exists because Riot couldn't think of anything better

Future's Market since you have AND you're not going to have the easiest time farming. But don't worry, your gold can go negative - courtesy of Riot Games.

Approach Velocity this rune doesn't get used very much (because it sucks LUL) so I wanted to give it some love.

Now one thing you're going to be doing a lot of with AD Thresh is poking. And you can only poke with Thresh if you have lots of attack speed. How do you get lots of attack speed? With the INSPIRATION tree!

Cheap Shot rune that does AND which is what you'll be doing to. Plus it procs with your trainload of cc. Take it!

Ingenious Hunter this build has a total of 10 slows and 5 of them are from item actives. Max cooldowns = max memes and Max memes = max LP

LOL YOU DON'T HAVE ANY

but what do you have? SLOWS!!!

Here is an inside look into how cool Thresh's cc chain is (assuming level 18 and full build)...

1 Auto:
-40% slow from glacial augment
-20% slow from Frozen Mallet
-30% AOE slow from Iceborn Gauntlet (if proc'd)

lasts for 12 days

Other Slows:
-40% slow from Flay (if proc'd)
-99% (and possibly a second 50%) slow from The Box (if proc'd)
-25% slow from Blade of the Ruined King
-30% slow from Exhaust
-75% slow from Turbo Chemtank
-20-40% slow from Twin Shadows
-55% slow from Randuin's Omen

Lasts for 12 months

WITH FREEZE RAY:

Slow field - 60% slow on all actives above. Lasts for 12 million years

what a chill build amirite???

I don't feel like I've advertised this enough so I added a section to remind you to buy the merch at bunnyfufuu.com

The Thresh T-Shirts and hoodies are so sick!!!

Thanks,

Bunnie FuFuu