The face of a winner.

DO YOU EVER SIT DOWN AND THINK TO YOURSELF: WHAT COULD I BE SLAMMIN' RIGHT NOW? OR HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD SPEND YOUR TIME LOCKED AWAY IN YOUR MAN-DUNGEON DOING SOME DUMB **** ON AN ONLINE GAME? WELL THEN THIS IS THE BUILD FOR YOU. WHO NEEDS THAT ***** AP BUILD WHEN YOU HAVE HYBRID/ON-HIT DAMAGE KASSADIN? WOULD YOU RATHER BE UP IN PEOPLE'S FACES SLAPPING THE **** OUT OF THEM OR WOULD YOU RATHER SIT BACK AND SPAM Q LIKE THE ***** YOU ARE? INTRODUCING: BLINKIN' AND SLAMMIN' KASSADIN, TAKING YOUR KASSADIN AND TURNING IT INTO KASSAWIN. YOU BLINK INTO THEIR FACES, START TO SLAM 'EM, **** UP THEIR TOWERS, **** UP YOUR DIGNITY, AND HOPEFULLY YOUR FATHER WILL ACCEPT YOU INTO YOUR FAMILY AGAIN. [This build is highly experimental, intended for goofs and gaffs, and is DEFINITELY NOT RECOMMENDED for use in ranked. But who cares, try it anyway.]

Pros

+ SO MUCH DAMAGE + SUPER WAVECLEAR + SUPER ATTACK SPEED + **** MAGIC RESIST + YOU GET TO BLINK AND SLAM

YOU BUY ATTACK SPEED ITEM, YOUR W DOES DAMAGE, SO IF YOU ATTACK MORE YOU DO MORE DAMAGE. PLUS WIT'S END PLUS NASHOR'S TOOTH PLUS RAGEBLADE. TRUST ME IT WORKS.

Cons

+ SUPER DUPER SQUISHY + ****ING USELESS IF YOU DIE A COUPLE TIMES + GOTTA FARM BRO + Q IS PRETTY MUCH BAT **** USELESS

YOU'RE AS THIN AS A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER THAT RIPS WHEN YOU WIPE, IF YOU DIE A FEW TIMES YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO GET ****ED OVER, YOU GOTTA FARM TO ACTUALLY BE PRETTY GOOD (BUT AFTER NASHORS YOU'RE ALREADY SET) AND YOUR Q IS JUST SO USELESS. RIP OLD KASSADIN SILENCE

VOID STONED
//YOU'RE A GHOST FOREVER AND HAVE AN ANTI-MAGIC CONDOM EQUIPPED
//BASICALLY MAKES YOU WALK THROUGH **** AND BE ABLE TO CHASE PEOPLE THROUGH INFERIOR CREEPS. MAGIC BOUNCES OFF YOU AND YOU CAN KEEP BLINKIN' AND SLAMMIN'.
TICKLE-ME-WOODY
// Kassadin SHOOTS A PUNY BALL THAT DOESN'T EVEN SILENCE ANYMORE.
//USE IT TO TICKLE PEOPLE IN THE LANE PHASE CAUSE YOU CAN JUST REGAIN YOUR MANA WITH W. PRETTY USELESS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING FULL AP. TRY AND STEAL KILLS WITH. USE TO ANNOY THE ****ING 12/0/12 KATARINA WHEN SHE ULTS. OR ANY OTHER CHAMP WITH CHANNELED SPELLS.
SLAMMIN' BLADE
// YOUR SLAMMIN' TOOL. DOES DAMAGE PER AUTO ATTACK AND YOU CAN ACTIVATE IT TO SLAM.
// YOUR MAIN SLAMMIN' TOOL. THE DAMAGE IS BOOSTED LIKE A HOMELESS MAN ON WEED WHEN YOU GOT YOUR 3 SWORDS ( Guinsoo's Rageblade Nashor's Tooth Wit's End). ONCE YOU'VE ACQUIRED THOSE THREE, OR AT LEAST Nashor's Tooth, THE PASSIVE WILL DO ITS WORK AND ACTUALLY HURT PEOPLE. ACTIVATE THE W FOR A FINISHING TOUCH OR TO DO TONS O' DAMAGE.

LUKE USE THE FORCE
// Kassadin STORES SLAMMIN' CHARGES AND WHEN HE GETS 6 OF 'EM HE CAN USE FORCE PUSH
// WHY DO YOU MAX THIS SECOND? THE DAMAGE IS ****ING HIGH LIKE MY MOTHER AT THE CRACKHEAD MEETUP AND IT SLOWS PEOPLE SO THAT YOU CAN CATCH UP TO THEM LIKE THE HUMAN CANNIBAL YOU ARE. WHENEVER YOU HAVE IT JUST GO YOLO AND START SMASHING THEM IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR SLAM BLADE.
BLINKIN'
// YOU BLINK AND YOU DO MORE DAMAGE THE MORE YOU BLINK. BASICALLY A FREE ****ING FLASH HOLY **** OP
//FIRST RULE TO PERFECT THE BLINK: DO NOT SPAM IT. YOU USE UP MORE OF YOUR BLUE STUFF THE MORE YOU USE IT. USE IT TO CATCH PEOPLE WHO FEAR YOUR PRESENCE AND THEN USE E, AND THEN **** THEM UP WITH W AND HIT THEM AND STUFF.

FEEL FREE TO ADD STUFF THAT WILL MAKE THIS BUILD WORK BETTER. I HAVE CURRENTLY WON FIVE GAMES WITH IT AND I THINK THAT IT IS THE NEXT BIG LCS STRAT