Taric Build Guide by HoesBeforeBros69
Bruiser Taric (wenn Nick trainieren würde) patch 10.20By HoesBeforeBros69 | Updated on October 28, 2020
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+10% Attack Speed
+9 Adaptive (5.4 AD or 9 AP)
+10% Attack Speed
+9 Adaptive (5.4 AD or 9 AP)
Threats & Synergies
The Nick is a weak opponent for Bruiser Taric since Nick doesn't visit the gym. Nick is inferior in every way to Taric.
As you would expect Braum is an fanatic gym-visitor thus making a fair opponent for the mighty Bruiser Taric. Their raw muscle power is on pair while Taric prefers an elegant and beautiful fighting technique, Braum likes to smash heads in like Hulks big brother. Also he wears a door for combat. Only a true maniac would bring a fricken door to a fight.
As history has shown many times, a club is not the best weapon against anciant, giant rock-golems. But thanks to his raw power and the elegance of his hits, he is still able to hurt him as much as my Ex hurt my heart. And just like my Ex this guy doesn't stand a chance and you can break his kneecaps. Again and again untill she escapes from your basement. I mean he.
Just like all the other big-badonker-champs, Sona is a minor threat to the mighty Bruiser Taric. He has ascended beyond a mans desires and can focus on the only things that really matter: hitting the gym and tagging ones friends with dank memes.
"In the deepest corners of the twisted treeline, far beyond where any sane human beeing would dare to go, an old man sits in his chair drinking wine made from the blood of all the lost souls who wouldn't listen to him. Many travelers had passed his home asking him for guidance on their way to the shrine of the Allfather Gabnumbag. He warned them not to go there but none would listen. So as always he showed them the way. Minutes passed, hours, days, years. None of them would return. Only their screams where heard. One after another apperead one morning in front of the old mans door. Im no man who feels fear. But this place is not just dangerous. It's the end for everything." Taric - Tales about gods
Teemo is as weak and pathetic as the Nick. His tiny arms are so thin he would break every sinlge bone trying to attack the powerful Bruiser Taric. His only way of fighting is his pathetic cancer-blowgun. Just smash his head in. He deserved it.
Many thought it was just a myth. But in the last few seasons sightings of the legendary cage-fight-Morgana were confirmed. There is very little Information about this creature but legends say even Ivern avoids fighting it melee when a Veigar is in the game.
Trundle lived through a rough childhood not because of his ugly face or big nose but because he has red hair. Though physically weaker his anger against beautiful manly dudes like Taric made him a hateful man. This hate made him stronger and allowed him to unlock long lost spells like "magical frozen penetrator enlargement" or "lemme suck your life fluids out". As long as you are careful when engaging him you should be fine since your club hits harder and more importantly your hair isn't red.
Who would win? An ancient creature that created several universes or some boi with a club?
While this is not the ideal pick to support Taric it is a very good opportunity to buff your Nick. Taric is what Nick was meant to be if he would have visited the gym. By pairing them together there is a small chance for Nick to adapt to Taric's awesomness thus starting to visit the gym.
As the strongest charakter in the current and all upcoming meta, even Ivern recognizes the strength and physique of the Bruiser Taric. In the rare case of him descending from his realm to investigate the world of the mortal it is no rarity to see him paired with Bruiser Taric making the game unwinable for their opponents.
Dr. Mundo has great gains even when compared to Taric. The reason for their low snyergy is the danger of Mundo backstabbing Taric, injecting him with steroids. The body of Bruiser Taric is a temple making it vulnerable to meds boosting his physique. He would go insane and a drug addict. This results in Taric degenerating to a common Nick.
Braum and Taric are gym bros since they were small protein-pumped kids.
Have you ever seen a bodybuilder bringing his cat to the gym? Yea, nonsense. While having some heals is nice, the only benefit she can offer is her CC since your heals are more reliable.
This champ gives me prostate cancer. It gives similiar diseases to everyone else in the game. Probably because any player who commonly plays Zoe has massive issues himself. Still combining her ult and Taric's stun can result in a dumb yet weird yet making-the-enemy-cry synergy. Give her your shield, let her ult, use your E and badaboom you got yourself a catch that will probably work once in a lifetime. Make sure to capture it so nobody else has to catch a disease while playing with the Aspect of cancer.
Fish has lots protein. So in case your gains are reducing you always have a reliable ressource of proteins right next to you. Also her E and W are kinda useful to you.
Champion Build Guide
Henlo frens and welcome back to one of my glorious guides on how to League of Legends. Today we be looking at the mighty AD Bruiser Taric.
Take a good long look at that body, look into my eyes and tell me you are still straight. No one can resist the charm and sexiness of that man.
Bruiser Taric is an elegant yet intimidating charakter. He is powerful enough to slay your enemies while keeping those you love save like some weird anime protagonist. Bruiser Taric is the protector of the weak creatures such as Nick which are unable to defend themselves.
This guide is purely about real manliness. Ever pressed tab seeing Taric building a triforce? Weird, yet brave. What kind of person sits behind this idea? Find out and become the man Nick was meant to be!
Taric's spells make him look like a Support. Nonsense. An experienced Leaugue player like myself recognizes that that's the kit of a legendary bruiser.
Bravado offers bonus damage and attackspeed for the next two autoattacks as well as providing a cd refund on spells after casting one (best spell).
Starlight's Touch heals Taric and surrounding champs. Always spam it when fighting to max out your damage and staying healthy.
Bastion gives Taric and an ally passive armor and an active shield.
Dazzle stuns enemies in front of Taric and his compagnion buffed with Bastion.
Cosmic Radiance makes Taric's and his compagnion's surrounding champs immortal for 2.5 sec (... fck that's op).
+ high dps
+ strong 1v1
+ strong teamfight
+ sexy af
+ possible item variation
Bruiser Taric is a strong pick if your team needs some scaling for late game. He is stronger than the common Nick in a 1v1 while maintaining a good teamfight due to his ult "Protection from penetration". If used correctly it can apply to your whole team winning every teamfight. Also it looks cool.
Another nice thing about this champ is that you don't need a master degree in engineering and brazilian literature to understand his moves. They all seem basic but have great impact and power. Also he looks like a greek Adonis. Unlike the Nick, Bruiser Taric is not limited to the same 4 Items and has the ability to adapt to the enemy team.
- easily kited
- duty to protect the weak
- slow early game
- ult takes 3 years
- mana problems
- no poke
Carrying all them muscles make Taric a slow fighter who gets kited easily. That makes him kind of vulnerable for all thos who don't have the balls to fight you fair. Seriously how can "kiting" be considered as a mechanic in the game when all you do is pity those champs who didn't get a dash? Taric is so manly and honorable he doesn't even have a poke ability for he fights like a man should. Manly fact #5: Ranged toplaners are gay. Especially Vayne. Fck you Vayne.
His ultimate Cosmic Radiance may be cool and stuff but takes longer to come down than it takes Elder scrolls 6 to come out.
|Bruiser Taric has a good base tankiness thanks to his W and Heals. His Ultimate allows him to go full manmode for 2.5 seconds. That's plenty of time you will survive just with your kit. And your teammates will get these buffs for free. Isn't that enough support already? Does your team need another dirty Soraka main doing nothing but playing shield bot? Manly fact #6: A real man punches the **** outta his enemies while providing healthcare for his divorced wife and child even tho he hates her. If your team wants support they just have to stand close to you. Your goal is to farm all the damage and keeping your passive non stop running like Yasuo mains run it down mid.||Manly fact #7: A real man doesn't just stand there handing out first aid kits while other do the fighting. While your heals and shields may be stronger you will look like a simp trying his best to get your teams attention. Manly fact #8: Bruiser Taric never listens to agressive music. If your team dies (as always) all your cute little support items will be a waste. The Bruiser Taric doesn't tumble, he doesn't falter when his team dies. For he is not a puny, pathetic support, unable to carry solo.|
To truly embrace this build you will need a beer, 3kg of steak, comfy carpet slippers and some Fruchtzwerge. Normally i would add 7 strippers at least but Bruiser Taric doesn't need to buy Strippers. Strippers pay to dance for him.
So have fun playing this build and climbing the elo faster than the police is rushing to my house since my Ex escaped from the basement.
Manly fact #13: Dieing is gay.