Yi is the best. He will always be. Zoom Zoom

It is important to duo as yi with a buddy.
They can back you up if other people flame you.
You guys can synergise.
You guys know when to backdoor.
You guys are the best.
You guys are Yi and Friends.

Pros:
You are a Master.
A Wuju Master.
You automatically beat Wukong because you are his Master.
It is not Master Wukong it is Wukong.
Master Yi is the fastest if he rides on hecarim.
If Master Yi was a minotaur, he would be faster than Hecarim
You don't need zephyr because you already wear 2 on your boots.

Cons:
You may be reported for scripting.
You may be reported for ksing all kills by noobs.
You may be flamed for being too cool, and they are worried for your body temperatures.
You are so fast, they think you are hacking them. 24/7
Master Yi, has no corns, he has blades.

Master Yi doesn't creep, he zooms.
Master Yi doesn't jungle, he is the jungle.
Hiis 7 eyes can see the 7 different creep camps.

All items must consist of blades except for one slot for running shoes.

Yi is a team. He is a team consisting of 7 people.
1 people = 1 eye.
7 Eyes. So 7 people.
He frontdoors because the back is his front.
his 4 cannon creep buddies can disturb the enemy while he destroys the nexuses.

You are alpha, so you get alpha strike first.
You always get highlander when you can, because you are the highest of them all.

He can run fast, and hit fast. He is the truest because his autoattacks are the truest. He has 7 eyes, so he can see 7 different areas at a time.
He has Master in his name. He is a licensed teacher.

Flash Ignite. A flasher's key objectives.

Master Yi has another unique skill.
He can plant crops in brushes.
These crops can produce bananas and Fig Trees.
These fruits and vegetables, can then bait the enemy.
This will give Master Yi, additional ambush factors that the enemy does not account for.

Master Yi contains the knowledge of the Summoner's Rift in the palm of his 7 eyes.
His hand's palms contains his blades.
With this combination he is unstoppable.
5 Blades- 6if you get Phantom Dancer, 7 if you get triforce
+ 2 on his boots
And his air Jordans

Ensures Victory over the enemy team. and your team.