Hello again guys!

It's your boy the one and only following:

clinically depressed
extremely boring
conspiracy theorist

RNGlord.
Back with another amazing guide to help you plebs out of silver 4.
Background
I won blizzcon 2015 and worked for 14 years as a game developer for valve.
I have reached challenger since pre-season 1 in LoL.
Some say that I'm faker but naneun sasil cheonyeo da.

Not actually sure what masteries mean but I really need to write more content so I can enter the April Fools contest so here goes a list of my own masteries.

Mastered the art of not being able to talk to women.
Mastered being awkwardly silence in groups of people.
Mastered playing Tryndemore to challenger.

R?

Just AFK until you get ultimate, and stay AFK until ultimate is ready again.

Does anyone actually use other spells than R?
Basically just remove all other keybindings than R and you're good to go.

Pros

You literally only need ~5 IQ to reach challenger as this champion
Guaranteed virgin proof, you surely will not lose it in a long time.
The election was rigged.

Cons
?

what?