Yes, I am that summoner who teleports right when I'm needed in a teamfight, and ults a minion when I'm low on mana. Oh yeah, and how many times have my abilities completely quit working (yes, ALL of them), only to find QQQQEEEWWWR in the chat box? I'm getting better, but only r...e...a...l...l...y slowly.

I also suffer from CRS. This guide is really for myself - to help me remember all the things I should have done last game and didn't, so maybe I can do them right in the future. If you are as clueless as I am, you might find it helpful. Or at least you might laugh because you finally found someone worse than you :)

I don't really expect anyone to read this guide except me, and honestly, I'm sure that's best for everyone.

Get a low level AP item EARLY in game.
Get mana or mana regen.
Stack up armor & health.
Get MR if you have to.

And yeah, sometimes I just decide to build an AP Blitz, cause ya know what? I’m usually laning with a bot, and that bot is usually a tank. Bots just don’t understand.

...and yep, I’m still pretty intimidated to play a real game.

Max Rocket Grab (Q) and Power Fist (E) first - whichever you're using most. Rocket Grab (Q) works good during laning. Power Fist (E) is more important in teamfights.

Max Overdrive (W) last, unless you need to run away a lot like I do. But also remember, after the fast comes the slow. Not good when you’re being pursued.

Good combos:

- Use Power Fist (E) as a knockup, then hit with other abilities, or your teammates can attack.

- Use Rocket Grab (Q) to grab enemy into your tower, or out of theirs. Or pull them to a teammate who can take 'em down.

- Be careful not to Power Fist (E) enemy when you are near a teammate who is fragile or low on health. Unless you want to get hated on.

- Don't forget that Overdrive also gives you attack speed. Interesting.

Blitzcrank is a tank.
He primarily does damage with abilities.
Don't be afraid to get in the middle of things.
Be accurate with your Rocket Grab (Q) - Really. Don't waste it. Cooldown is hell.