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WHAT A WEAKLING. ALL HIS POWER COMES FROM HIS CC. POKE HIM WITH AN AUTO TO GET YOUR SHIELD. WHEN HE THROWS AN ABILITY YOUR WAY, W TO YOUR TEAMMATE. USE YOUR E TO HELP THEM DODGE HIS Q OR W. ONCE HIS Q IS ON COOLDOWN HE'S USELESS. YOUR CHALLENGER TEAMMATE WILL KNOW THIS AND CAPITALIZE. CONGRATULATIONS, HE'S FLAMING HIS TEAM NOW. EASY WIN.
Jhin
YOU HIT A Q, HE HITS A W, CONGRATULATIONS. THEY ARE NOW CCED AT HALF HEALTH. SPAM YOUR JUNGLER WITH PINGS FOR NOT CAMPING THIS DISGUSTING BOT LANE.
Aatrox
YOU HEAL. HE HEALS. YOU ARE THE HEALTHIEST PAIR ON THE RIFT. IF YOU HAVE AN AATROX TOP, JUMP TO HIM WHEN HE ULTS AND GO GET A DRINK WHILE HE GETS HIS THIRD PENTAKILL WITH FULL HEALTH.
Ahri
SHES 3-0 BUT SHE LAX CONFIDENCE. ATTCH TO HER, START A Q, SHE USES R, LAND YOUR Q, SHE NOW GETS A FREE W. EVEN THOUGH SHE MISSED IT, YOU STILL GOT THE KILL BECAUSE SHE ALSO PRESSED E AND HER HOMING FOXES DID A MILLION DAMAGE BECAUSE IF YOUR PASSIVE.
Akali
SHE IS STRONG INSTEAD OF IDEAL BECAUSE SHE DOESNT NEED YOU. YOU WILL BE USING YOUR HEAL ONLY FOR THE MOVEMENT SPEED, WHICH SHE ALSO DOESNT NEED. LET HER DO HER THING, GO BACK TO YOUR ADC YOU IRON CAT.
Alistar
YUUMI AND ALISTAR IN THE SAME MATCH? THIS SHOULD BE FUN. LETS HOPE HE IS JUNGLING INSTEAD OF STEALING YOUR ROLE. EITHER WAY, HIS PASSIVE + YOUR HEALING = DEAD ENEMIES. ENJOY THE ALL CHAT FLAME FOR GOING 3 BOT AS YOU DESTROY THEIR NEXUS.
Amumu
WHY NOT? YOU HIT YOUR Q, HE HITS HIS Q, AND THEY ALL DIE. IF YOU MISS, THATS OKAY, TRY AGAIN IN 4 SECONDS. JUST HIT THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU CANT STAND ANY MORE OF HIS INCESSANT CRYING AND NEED TO GET BACK TO YOUR 0-4 ADC.
Anivia
WAIT SHES ACTUALLY GOING MID? PROBABLY NOT. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER 3 MAN BOT LANE. LUCKILY YOU ARE THE BEST YUUMI IN NORTH AFRICA AND CAN KEEP YOUR ADC HEALTHY EVERY TIME SHE TRAPS THEM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HER WALL. OH, AND YOUR PASSIVE MAKES HER R EVEN MORE FRUSTRATING TO PLAY AGAINST.
Annie
HOLY MAGIC DAMAGE. DID SHE GO PREDATOR? SHE DID WHEN SHE SAW YOU ON HER TEAM. YOUR WHOLE TEAM THOUGHT IT WAS A TROLL MATCH FROM THE SECOND YOU LOCKED IN. THAT WILL ALL CHANGE WHEN ANNIE RUNS AT MACH 7 (THANKS TO YOUR E) TO DROP TIBBERS ON THE ENEMY YASUOS HEAD FOR HIS 6TH DEATH. DONT BE DISCOURAGED WHEN HE EVENTUALLY CARRIES THE GAME ANYWAY. JUST TAKE THE REPORTS AND FOLLOW YOUR ADC NEXT TIME.
Ashe
SHE SLOWS. YOU SLOW. TOGETHER YOURE THE SLOWEST PAIR ON THE RIF.... SCRATCH THAT. HIT A Q AND GIVE HER A FREE R. WHEN SHE MISSES IT, USE YOUR E TO KEEP HER IN THAT SWEET KITE RANGE THAT MAKES HER PASSIVE SO ANNOYING.
Aurelion Sol
THIS IS A THEORETICAL SYNERGY, BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER PLAYED AURELION SOL BEFORE. SO, THEORETICALLY, YOUR Q WOULD MAKE HIS THEORETICAL STARS STAY AT THE PERFECT RANGE TO DRY THE ENEMY TEARS AS FAST AS THEY ARE CREATED. ONCE YOU BOTH HAVE RYLAIS GO HIGH FIVE YOUR SINGED FRIEND IN TOP LANE. THEORETICALLY.
Azir
AZIR AND YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS. NEITHER OF YOU WANT TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES. IF YOU LAND A Q, HIS SOLDIERS WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WHITTLE THEM DOWN TO SHELLS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES. USUALLY YOU WOULD FEEL GUILTY ABOUT GETTING KILL CREDIT FOR SUCH LITTLE EFFORT, BUT AZIRS OWN GUILT FAR OUTWEIGHS YOUR OWN.
Bard
THIS IS FANTASTIC. USUALLY YOU WOULD FIGHT OVER WHO IS SUPPORT, BUT NEITHER OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON ACTUALLY SUPPORTING ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW HIS NOMADIC MANE ALL OVER THE RIFT PICKING UP CHIMES, LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL HIPPY COUPLE YOU ARE. LUCKILY HE BUILT AP AND YOUR COMBINED Q'S MAKE EVEN THE MOST FED DRAVEN COWER IN FEAR.
Blitzcrank
THIS GUY IS GOING TO LOVE YOU. YOU HIT A Q, HE HITS A Q, THE ENEMY Q-UITS. UNFORTUNATELY SO DID YOUR ADC, BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OF WATCHING THE TWO OF YOU SPAM ULTS TRYING TO STEAL THE KILL.
Brand
BRAND MID? HOW DID WE GET TO THE LCS? DOESNT MATTER. THIS IS THE EASIEST GAME OF YOUR LIFE. ATTACH TO HIM AND NOW HE HAS ENOUGH AP TO KILL EVERYONE. ON BOTH TEAMS. TWICE. THIS IS A GREAT MATCHUP TO GO GET LUNCH WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO YOU HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING SINCE YUUMI WAS RELEASED. JUST MAKE SURE YOURE BACK IN TIME TO THANK YOUR TEAM FOR GIVING YOU 4 HONORS.
Braum
TURNS OUT IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH A B YOU ARE DESTINED TO SUPPORT. TOO BAD THE CAT WITH A Y GOT THE ROLE, BRAUM. YES, YOU CAN CALL ME BUUMI IF YOU GO SUPPORT TOP LANE. NO, WE DONT NEED A JUNGLER. YES, THE ENEMY FORFEITED AT 15 OUT OF FRUSTRATION. BYE.
Synergies
IdealStrongOkLowNone
Jhin
YOU HIT A Q, HE HITS A W, CONGRATULATIONS. THEY ARE NOW CCED AT HALF HEALTH. SPAM YOUR JUNGLER WITH PINGS FOR NOT CAMPING THIS DISGUSTING BOT LANE.
Aatrox
YOU HEAL. HE HEALS. YOU ARE THE HEALTHIEST PAIR ON THE RIFT. IF YOU HAVE AN AATROX TOP, JUMP TO HIM WHEN HE ULTS AND GO GET A DRINK WHILE HE GETS HIS THIRD PENTAKILL WITH FULL HEALTH.
Ahri
SHES 3-0 BUT SHE LAX CONFIDENCE. ATTCH TO HER, START A Q, SHE USES R, LAND YOUR Q, SHE NOW GETS A FREE W. EVEN THOUGH SHE MISSED IT, YOU STILL GOT THE KILL BECAUSE SHE ALSO PRESSED E AND HER HOMING FOXES DID A MILLION DAMAGE BECAUSE IF YOUR PASSIVE.
Akali
SHE IS STRONG INSTEAD OF IDEAL BECAUSE SHE DOESNT NEED YOU. YOU WILL BE USING YOUR HEAL ONLY FOR THE MOVEMENT SPEED, WHICH SHE ALSO DOESNT NEED. LET HER DO HER THING, GO BACK TO YOUR ADC YOU IRON CAT.
Alistar
YUUMI AND ALISTAR IN THE SAME MATCH? THIS SHOULD BE FUN. LETS HOPE HE IS JUNGLING INSTEAD OF STEALING YOUR ROLE. EITHER WAY, HIS PASSIVE + YOUR HEALING = DEAD ENEMIES. ENJOY THE ALL CHAT FLAME FOR GOING 3 BOT AS YOU DESTROY THEIR NEXUS.
Amumu
WHY NOT? YOU HIT YOUR Q, HE HITS HIS Q, AND THEY ALL DIE. IF YOU MISS, THATS OKAY, TRY AGAIN IN 4 SECONDS. JUST HIT THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU CANT STAND ANY MORE OF HIS INCESSANT CRYING AND NEED TO GET BACK TO YOUR 0-4 ADC.
Anivia
WAIT SHES ACTUALLY GOING MID? PROBABLY NOT. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER 3 MAN BOT LANE. LUCKILY YOU ARE THE BEST YUUMI IN NORTH AFRICA AND CAN KEEP YOUR ADC HEALTHY EVERY TIME SHE TRAPS THEM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HER WALL. OH, AND YOUR PASSIVE MAKES HER R EVEN MORE FRUSTRATING TO PLAY AGAINST.
Annie
HOLY MAGIC DAMAGE. DID SHE GO PREDATOR? SHE DID WHEN SHE SAW YOU ON HER TEAM. YOUR WHOLE TEAM THOUGHT IT WAS A TROLL MATCH FROM THE SECOND YOU LOCKED IN. THAT WILL ALL CHANGE WHEN ANNIE RUNS AT MACH 7 (THANKS TO YOUR E) TO DROP TIBBERS ON THE ENEMY YASUOS HEAD FOR HIS 6TH DEATH. DONT BE DISCOURAGED WHEN HE EVENTUALLY CARRIES THE GAME ANYWAY. JUST TAKE THE REPORTS AND FOLLOW YOUR ADC NEXT TIME.
Ashe
SHE SLOWS. YOU SLOW. TOGETHER YOURE THE SLOWEST PAIR ON THE RIF.... SCRATCH THAT. HIT A Q AND GIVE HER A FREE R. WHEN SHE MISSES IT, USE YOUR E TO KEEP HER IN THAT SWEET KITE RANGE THAT MAKES HER PASSIVE SO ANNOYING.
Aurelion Sol
THIS IS A THEORETICAL SYNERGY, BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER PLAYED AURELION SOL BEFORE. SO, THEORETICALLY, YOUR Q WOULD MAKE HIS THEORETICAL STARS STAY AT THE PERFECT RANGE TO DRY THE ENEMY TEARS AS FAST AS THEY ARE CREATED. ONCE YOU BOTH HAVE RYLAIS GO HIGH FIVE YOUR SINGED FRIEND IN TOP LANE. THEORETICALLY.
Azir
AZIR AND YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS. NEITHER OF YOU WANT TO FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES. IF YOU LAND A Q, HIS SOLDIERS WILL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO WHITTLE THEM DOWN TO SHELLS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES. USUALLY YOU WOULD FEEL GUILTY ABOUT GETTING KILL CREDIT FOR SUCH LITTLE EFFORT, BUT AZIRS OWN GUILT FAR OUTWEIGHS YOUR OWN.
Bard
THIS IS FANTASTIC. USUALLY YOU WOULD FIGHT OVER WHO IS SUPPORT, BUT NEITHER OF YOU ARE PLANNING ON ACTUALLY SUPPORTING ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW HIS NOMADIC MANE ALL OVER THE RIFT PICKING UP CHIMES, LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL HIPPY COUPLE YOU ARE. LUCKILY HE BUILT AP AND YOUR COMBINED Q'S MAKE EVEN THE MOST FED DRAVEN COWER IN FEAR.
Blitzcrank
THIS GUY IS GOING TO LOVE YOU. YOU HIT A Q, HE HITS A Q, THE ENEMY Q-UITS. UNFORTUNATELY SO DID YOUR ADC, BECAUSE THEY WERE TIRED OF WATCHING THE TWO OF YOU SPAM ULTS TRYING TO STEAL THE KILL.
Brand
BRAND MID? HOW DID WE GET TO THE LCS? DOESNT MATTER. THIS IS THE EASIEST GAME OF YOUR LIFE. ATTACH TO HIM AND NOW HE HAS ENOUGH AP TO KILL EVERYONE. ON BOTH TEAMS. TWICE. THIS IS A GREAT MATCHUP TO GO GET LUNCH WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHO YOU HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING SINCE YUUMI WAS RELEASED. JUST MAKE SURE YOURE BACK IN TIME TO THANK YOUR TEAM FOR GIVING YOU 4 HONORS.
Braum
TURNS OUT IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH A B YOU ARE DESTINED TO SUPPORT. TOO BAD THE CAT WITH A Y GOT THE ROLE, BRAUM. YES, YOU CAN CALL ME BUUMI IF YOU GO SUPPORT TOP LANE. NO, WE DONT NEED A JUNGLER. YES, THE ENEMY FORFEITED AT 15 OUT OF FRUSTRATION. BYE.
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