Greetings, fellow weed wizards. This build for Weedwick is the only build for Weedwick, and anything else in the top lane is a ****ing fallacy.

You may be asking yourself, "How can I possibly have success with this totally un-meta build?" when you should be asking, "How can I remove my head from my *** so that I may realize the potential ganja gains from this godly build?"

Being a Weedwick player for months now, I can safely say that no matter how ****ty the situation gets in the top lane, you can always win the ****ing game if you're not a little *****. That is why there is no page for counters; just play the ****ing game and figure it out for yourself, you grown independent adults you.

Also, fun fact: maxed out Weedwick ultimate has base damage of 420.

From your fellow Ganja Guardian,
AnonymousArabian

Farm the **** out of top lane and show your enemy laner who let the dogs out. You didn't ****ing escape wolf camp to be pushed around by some Darius, Jax, or other ****ty top laner. Take care when using Q to harass, as it is rather costly, which is why you buy the mana potion. Other than that, the top lane is your oyster because your sustain is unreal and the reason your top laner will learn to fear you.

Once you hit level six, your blood alcohol level increases dramatically and the satisfactory ravaging of your foes should sound pleasing to you. Proper use of your ultimate comes down to positioning of yourself and the loser who has the unfortunate pleasure of fighting you. Buy the Bilgewater ASAP and use that to aid you in your quest for blood thirst. Either wittle the enemy down to nothing or catch them under your turret to smash their *******s shut, if not kill them. If you find yourself unable to kill the top laner because damage or tanky tankiness, do not fret, for the game is not over. Either have your jungler gank your lane OR give up the lane entirely and farm the squishies like minions. Remember that your amazing ultimate can make or break a teamfight, so ult the right person.

In terms of itemization, Weedwick does not stop becoming powerful until he fully stacks his Occult Sword. Once you have the Ravenous Hydra or even just the Tiamat after acquiring BotRK and ER, your split-pushing becomes godly and your dueling potential is higher than you. Use that snazzy teleport to split-push and backdoor the enemy, if you catch my Summoner's Drift ;).

Win the game.

If you have Hyena Weedwick, which you should, remember to always spam the laugh to degrade your enemy's confidence and win the psychological war.