The Nameless Bard continued to scan the room. When she didn't see whoever she was looking for, she shrugged and made her way over to the bar. When she got there, she sat down daintily and started to play with a small knife she'd pulled from somewhere. Suddenly she felt hot breath on her cheek and spun around to stab at the seemingly empty air. Something cried out and fell to the ground, becoming visible as a small, red, devilish creature with bat-like wings and small curled horns that mimicked those of a ram.
"Flux," she growled, "I see our former master is tailing me again....it's a pity I'll have to kill you...you did release me, after all."
"Flux," she growled, "I see our former master is tailing me again....it's a pity I'll have to kill you...you did release me, after all."
Doors clap open and mister Banana and Erdar walk through it in quick pace. "Good morning sunshines", Banana said with a big smile, everyone looked at him in silence. They are enthousiastic as always, Banana thought. However, no time for funsies, there is a deal that must be made. A man name Domhan resides in this tavern, coming here pretty much everyday. This man, has something that interests us very much. And there he was.
"Morning Domhan, my name is Banana and this is my friend Erdar, say hello Erdar"
"Hello"
"Whispers went around that you might have something that interests us, could I be correct?"
Domhan smiled "Depends, what are you interested in?"
"A full efficiency energy converter"
"Hmmm, interesting, but I am afraid that is not for sale"
"What do you mean?"
"I am going on an expedition towards the ruins of Utopia, and there I will need my converter. If you want you can join me. We have only four people so far and there are lots of secrets to be found, maybe even treasures."
Banana looked in the eyes of Erdar and then back to Domhan.
"I think we got ourselves an expedition"
"Morning Domhan, my name is Banana and this is my friend Erdar, say hello Erdar"
"Hello"
"Whispers went around that you might have something that interests us, could I be correct?"
Domhan smiled "Depends, what are you interested in?"
"A full efficiency energy converter"
"Hmmm, interesting, but I am afraid that is not for sale"
"What do you mean?"
"I am going on an expedition towards the ruins of Utopia, and there I will need my converter. If you want you can join me. We have only four people so far and there are lots of secrets to be found, maybe even treasures."
Banana looked in the eyes of Erdar and then back to Domhan.
"I think we got ourselves an expedition"


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"I wish you guys would shut up! Hawk is playing league, and I'm trying to create a virus that will destroy the human race! also, bartender...could i get a glass of goose on the rocks...make it a double"
yelled Bio from the tavern kitchen.
yelled Bio from the tavern kitchen.

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Hogopogo walks out of the bathroom and sees all the chaos going on, so he decides to go back in and sit on a toilet.
IceCreamy walks in, sees the grenade mastrer is holding, and quickly grabs it. After giving it some thought, he throws it in the bathroom, as there's a sign saying "Out of Order" on the door.
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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