"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Toshabi wrote:
No Twilight Sparkle?
There's plenty of sparkles in Twilight, have you not seen the movie?
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
But my favourite Twilight Parody:
jhoijhoi wrote:
To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.
To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.
Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
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