FalseoGod's journey to Narnian Elo

[quote=FalseoGod]I'm not dead. No really, I'm not. However, I'm on a relationship with a guy who lives in a student residence and the place's net blocks LoL. Luckily we got a pen drive lately from a third party friend who pays for it but rarely uses it. Unluckily, we both play LoL, he also likes other online games and Windows 8 Ad Hoc options are shit on a stick. Sooooooooooo I've mostly only played ranked games to not suffer from elo decay. I am finally starting to get back to the ladder thing, but I'm gonna use his account to practice while I cover mine here and there until I feel I'm back in shape (he is Silver V). -- Today was my first game at his account (Klarth's the acc), and I got to first pick [[diana]]. They countered with [[mordekaiser]] but some evil asshole picked [[master yi]] (ad) to go botlane with teleport, alongside with [[draven]]. I started 2-0 thanks to late trynd ganks (he gave fb to mordekaiser but w/e), then roamed a tiny bit (couldn't roam more coz it's a fucking mordekaiser, bitch es pregnant and pushing) and our bot was doing kinda eh. However, we started having some good fights coz they sucked at pretty much anything but the good old MUST COMMIT TO TRY AND KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL so we got plenty of 4v2s and stuff like that. Eventually our trynda dies and dc's at level 9. We proceed to take the game home by making amazing tfs. Mordekaiser thought [[zhonya's hourglass]] was an amazing item to build on a no escape AP Carry whose team bought 0 peel (seriously, their best peel was draven's E), so he pretty much ate every [[ashe]] arrow with or without me/kayle/lux setting it up, zhonya'd and died forever alone. 5v4 victory at silver v, I almost feel special. 8/3/30 were my final stats. ------- [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UrtdR0F.png[/IMG] Holy crap this elo is fun :> My second Lissandra game ever, they picked karthus afterwards, was k. Both deaths were complete and utter greed, but I stopped that eventually. Other lanes were doing well so I didn't even get to roam or anything. Jungler also knew where he had to go, completely buttraped yi in his jungle and still and time to go here and there. Lissandra's level 6 versus low mobility AP's is very cute.[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]Windows 8? I smell break-up. =3[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Wait wat[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]All these silver games have made me sort of lose my way. Put bf on silver iv after a 15 win game streak, went back to my elo and I got into a mess after a 10-2 [[swain]] victory. Lost with [[elise]] (was forced to bot since ashe wanted to mid, we started pulling it off but then ashe dc'ed and I dc'ed shortly after due to a random bug whenever J4 ulted), [[nasus]] (was pretty hard fed early, a bad call gave enemy [[vayne]] a triple and she built specifically to survive me in the next battles since no one else went for her), someone I forgot and [[lissandra]] (apparently people forgot how to play against eve, invisible gurl got pretty fed on 3 bot ganks, I still got kinda beastly but it was an impossible game when we 5v5 and not a single enemy dies). My MMR must've gone down pretty fast since I didn't even need to reach 0 points in order to fall. Back to gold v, time to get good at this game again.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Back to gold iv, and now I'm taking the climb seriously again. Wasn't any hard to climb back up, did 1-3 games to qualify, and won two and lost one of the series. First two games where with [[nami]] (was 5-0 but the second game [[graves]] pretty much got hit by every enemy [[blitzcrank]] hook, caitlyn got out of control way too fast and they snowballed hard on us). Last game I decided to tryhard [[evelynn]] jungle again and it was pretty ridiculous [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YQO3WsY.jpg[/IMG] Get red, try to gank bot, try to gank mid, get blue, try to gank top, go back to bot since [[volibear]] was ganking, our caity gets fb, they kill both caitlyn and thresh, I cleanup and get fed from there. [[thresh]] built a [[sunfire cape]] for some reason and there were some throw attempts since we got to their inhibitor towers too fast, including they somehow stealing a baron because I miss-smited it for 10 HP :> but later I stole their own baron. Most retarded game of the month for me thus far.[/quote]

[quote=Joxuu]Everyone has smurf at low elo and I cant have one :([/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Not a smurf, just my bf :P Well, you can, just don't tell riot or you'll get the banhammer[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Jesus fucking christ I can't play on this elo. People are so fucking high all the time, I thought silvers were kill drunk but here it's leonas towerdiving alistars at level 2, people running left and right to get kills and playing like they're seven. Is it that hard to fall back while I hit the tower instead of sieging 3 people with 2 while a [[fizz]] is on your way AND YOU KNOW IT? 3 losses, one win. People drunk on kills and pretty much running everywhere for more instead of focusing on objectives. Pretty sure I'm on silver v again[/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex][quote=FalseoGod] Not a smurf, just my bf :P [/quote] you lost your chance to have a smurf boyfriend... anyway, your last post reminds me of a plat [[olaf]] rushing botrk and wardens mail after feeding a zed with 2 kills.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]That sounds familiar even though I'm not sure it should :o Won the two games after. People still fucking out of their heads though, 3 man diving a [[lulu]] at level 4 and shit, my miss fortune got 3-0 just by cleaning up and I didn't even need to die. Seriously.[/quote]