Pedro's Nuzlocke Adventures: The Beginning

Day 1 - Who are you?
"Are you a boy or a girl? What's your name?"
As professor Oak asked the questions, I thought his midnight sessions with his Vileplume where finally affecting his brain. I mean, I've lived next door for the last 12 years and I've been secretly circlejerking with Gary, his grandson. When he asked what was his grandson's name, however, I knew he was completely braindead and my chances of finally getting my hands on some Pokemon had been shot down.
Unless I made some drama.
Day 2 - It's dangerous outside, take this!
Today I set my plans in motion. Having rested early, I can sneak up on my mom (tv addict, not hard) and walk to THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM (I have to walk since I'm crippled and my old Running Shoes are broken, I've asked Oak to fix this but I'm pretty sure he was high that day too).
As I approach THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM I cannot help but take a deep breath: I could die there! You see, THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM is where wild pokemon hide, and since I'm waaaa…
"Are you a boy or a girl? What's your name?"
As professor Oak asked the questions, I thought his midnight sessions with his Vileplume where finally affecting his brain. I mean, I've lived next door for the last 12 years and I've been secretly circlejerking with Gary, his grandson. When he asked what was his grandson's name, however, I knew he was completely braindead and my chances of finally getting my hands on some Pokemon had been shot down.
Unless I made some drama.
Day 2 - It's dangerous outside, take this!
Today I set my plans in motion. Having rested early, I can sneak up on my mom (tv addict, not hard) and walk to THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM (I have to walk since I'm crippled and my old Running Shoes are broken, I've asked Oak to fix this but I'm pretty sure he was high that day too).
As I approach THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM I cannot help but take a deep breath: I could die there! You see, THE TALL GRASS OF DOOM is where wild pokemon hide, and since I'm waaaa…