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Midnight Marauders just finished its first Dominion tournament - Dominate Dominion #76.

The roster for this tournament: Kid Huston, x3picx, StankyPuscy, paytonagri23, ThrobbingWood.

In the first round, we faced off against "Last Proper Option?" and lost.

Time - 07:19.
Score - 0 to 458.

Our goal for the next Dominion tournament is to do better.

And so it continues. The third installment of the five on five bloodbath. The people who watch may be wondering "Why in the hell do these idiots keep coming back to be stomped yet again"? The answer. We are the Average Joe's. No matter how many time you knock us down, rip us in half, stomp our faces into the ground, or win a crushing 496 to 0 victory. We will not waver. We will not stop. We. Will. Prevail.

On the night of September 28th, the Average Joe's licked their wounds and attempted to take the lampshades off their heads after their drunk romp around last week where they managed to lose the household cat in a "feather dusting incident." That being said legends spoke of the Average Joe's triumph to come that will be shown forever on the Crystal Scar, Youtube, Redtube, newspapers, and various billboards everywhere. Average Joe swagtastic seguoi maoi ultimate drinks will be served after tonight's victory on the island of Bissagos. Look it up bro I triple dog dare ya. Google map that shiznits. Look for the large inflatable Taric outside of the bar. It ain't easy being cheezy narbs.

Yo. The following chapters include some information and my thoughts on the new champion. Changes may and will happen I think, but we'll see from then. Overview first, in case you haven't already looked at the champion closer, but I think most of the players have;

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


I finally made my way Up to gold before a week(i was planning on posting this earlier but whatever)!!I am currently on Gold 2 and trying to climb up to the platinums! It won't be that hard i think! If you consider the fact that in 1 week i got from gold 5 to gold 2!
And my mmr is pretty well . I earn 25 when i win and i lose 14-16 :)
So the situation is fine and i hope i 'll get this smeeeexy glowy green badge on the season 4 !

New updates coming to my leona guide . I've been testing these changes for 1 month almost and i find a way to maximize her potential even more!!!!


Also my guide to Nasus Solo Top is under construction!
So, keep in touch , and good luck to the Fields of Justice!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I was watching a friend play different Wii games. He eventually pulled out Wii Sports Resort and went to archery.

I told him about the secret fruits :>

He's got two out of 15. He's been playing for at least half an hour. His skill level has dropped from 1800 to 970 so far.

I'm Major Swain. I am a Jungle Main. Hecarim is my main Champion.
The reason I main Jungle is because I am good with Jungle timers, counterjungling and early ganks.

I have been playing since Season 1 before Kayle got reworked.

My first Champion I ever played and mained was Rammus. I prefer tanks and offtanks such as Hecarim, Nautilus, Cho'gath Rammus, Alistar, Leona, Jarvan IV, and Nasus.
I mained Toplane during Season 1& 2, and transitioned into the jungle during Season 3.
I can play all roles well.
In Toplane, I play Cho'gath, Jax, Nasus, Nautilus, and J4.
In Mid, I play a vicious Annie. Also I play Anivia and Ahri.
In Bot ADC, I play Ashe.
In Bot Support, I play Lulu, Nautilus, Leona and Alistar

In 3v3's I play Shyvana, J4, Jax, Annie, Galio and AD Mordekaiser.
In Dominion I only play top as Rammus and Alistar.

I love troll builds though I don't use them often. My only original and successful trollbuild is AD Mordekaiser.

Hope to see yall on the Fields of Justice!

Soviet Swain…

So, some 14 year old knuckle-dragger made a jokey post that went nowhere on the topic, so I thought I'd give my take on it.

I think the 'meaning of life' is a misnomer, and it should be rearranged to be someone's 'life purpose'.

You can ask why we're here, but that's already been established...
tl;dr Life exists because of physics, cosmology and biology all coalesced to explain the earth, the mechanics of life, and why life is in its current state. Big-bang cosmology - > accretion disks, abiogenesis, evolution, us.

With that out of the way, I think there are three major 'branches', or possibly more if you can think of any, of perspectives you can have about your life purpose.

1. Do the human thing - Be a human, have lots of experiences, ****, make babies, love, heartbreak, elation, etc. Be a person and drink up life.

2. "Attain immortality" - This is basically 'be the best I can be'. Certain people will go down in history and always be remembered either in fame or infamy. Hitler, …

What is the

meaning of life?

It is the moment when you find someone got to your Swag Jar first, absconded with it and you have absolutely no Swag left To show it all off to your mates later >.<

The meaning of life

is realizing that the meaning of life is halfway between birth and death...

and you have no flipping idea

where that mean is, making you feel mean even when you cannot feel your mean, know what I mean?


Yeah... I'm pretty Bored -_-

I had a pretty funny game today. It started off by me queing up with 4 of my friends and we wanted to do something trolly in normals. The Rumble on my team called top but my other friend, the Rammus, insta-locked and called top. I already locked in