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Choose Champion Build:
Spells:
Smite
Flash
Ability Order
Trial By Fire (PASSIVE)
Gangplank Passive Ability
Introduction

I'm Gramps Tewks.

Here's some barnacled musical genius (!!!) from Muppet Treasure Island:
Many thanks to the incomparable JhoiJhoi for the template, which you can find here.
And now, Onwards- for glory, scurvy, and plunder!!
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Pros
![]() + Piratical plunder! + Eat oranges and it's k. + Global Ult! ( ![]() |
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Cons
![]() - Haters gonna hate.. - When ye ![]() |
Greater Mark of Attack Damage: Excellent jungle damage!
Greater Seal of Armor: Wheaties...
Greater Glyph of Magic Resist: The Breakfast of Champions.
- greater quintessence of desolation: True damage to minions!
- This Mastery setup provides a great balance of jungle success and late power!
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Deadliness is no longer Critical Chance)
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Executioner boosts your
Cannon Barrage and
Grog Soaked Blade DoT :D
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Grog-Soaked Blade: Mini-
Ignite and
Exhaust for free?!?
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Parrrley (Q): Flintlock pistol with infinite ammo. Here's what ye get:
- Amazing harass and last-hits!
- Excessive stacks of cash!
- Applies your Passive....
- It CRITICAL HITS
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Remove Scurvy (W): When used correctly,
Remove Scurvy is rage-worthy!
Cleanse
Warwick's Ultimate (for example) and enjoy the fireworks.
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Raise Morale (E): Sweet Damage and the Movement Speed of
Zeal in your pocket. Buff yer mates for even more fun during teamfights!
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Cannon Barrage (R): Fight-winning guns every two minutes = Super-Powerful!
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: With the new (easier) jungle, you can be more cost-efficient!
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: Amazing bruiser weapon!
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: Necessary for the new jungle!
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: Pirates need not be encumbered by Crowd Control.
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: Here's the reeeaally good stuff!
Sheen makes
Parrrley a PAIN and wins fights.
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:
Sheen v.2!
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: Sort of like having King Kong in your pocket.
Jungle:
Start at Blue with a heavy leash from your mid, then work your way down/up, skipping Red.

Photo credit: powerdarnell
Find a lane to gank and/or farm to around 800 for


Settle into a lane when you're ready.
Solo Top:
Last-hit minions with

Farm and farm and farm and farm.
Mid-Game
Once you've got



Use

Late-Game
With




Charge ahead and BUST YE OLDE NEXUS with your teammates.

Because when you're a Professional Piiiirraaaate......
You don't have to wear a suit!
~Gramps Tewks

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