Its about time you queers got to see a guide about the man in league of legends that gets more *** than a public toilet seat. INTRODUCING GAY PLANK DA MIGHTY BUTT PIRATE. He has achieved this great name because he is known for raping everyone in da butt on the fields of justdiik. He also has a hidden passive to where if you can successfully play the pirates of the carribean theme song while in match. Then you will win Da game. And i mean you..... just you because on your screen it says victory!, but on everyone elses screen it says discreet! Wait what? Get-a-job-plank is also the only champ that can escpae many freaking times with out being stoopid *** champs like BLOOD MAN, AXE SHAMPOO MAN, MIZZ *****, TRYNDAQUEER, POOPY, KASSACAAK, and *****AREE. You won't be playing as those champs because you got dis >=========you like what you see ladies===========When you feel like your gonna get ganked===========just eat some oranges, and its okay!===========D