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Choose Champion Build:
Spells:
Exhaust
Flash
Ability Order
Guerrilla Warfare (PASSIVE)
Teemo Passive Ability
Introduction

Second spoiler: This is the best Teemo build ever designed by a mortal man and is therefore immaculate and must not be altered on pain of death... JK! In fact, if anyone reading this (all two of you *sigh*) has some bomb-a55 ideas they want to share, please do. While this is the best combo of items and runes that I have personally found useful, I am all ears if any dudes have suggestions.
Third and Final spoiler: I almost always play bottom lane Teemo, so I have little to no experience with this build while playing solo mid or top. That being said, I cannot be held responsible if your Teemo gets butt-raped when you use this build while solo laning.
With these things in mind, read on friends!



Greater Seal of Vitality: Since I have absolutely no health items in this build and Teemo can sometimes be considered squishy to a near suicidal degree, having 175 more health by level 18 can be the difference between "Still alive and poisoning *****es" and "Here lies a bloody pile of fur that once ressembled Teemo" in team fights. If you decide that having magic resist or armor would be more useful for your seals, go ahead... you can be DEAD WRONG if you want. I kid, I kid *chortle chortle laugh laugh*... or am I?


Pretty standard 21/0/9 set-up with an emphasis towards AP. As far as the utility points go, just do whatever you feel you would benefit most from as long as you ultimately get
Runic Affinity
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The reasoning for this is Teemo can be a really good jungler by level 6 once he has Noxious Trap (pop a mushroom in front of the Red Buff's walking path, Camoflague, then light him up until he reaches you. Then pop Blinding Dart and auto-attack that sona***** to oblivion).
NOTE: Don't be a furry ***** and nab every buff ever unless you first get the "KKZ" ("Okay" for you English speakers) from your teammates/jungler.
Also, make sure it's safe before you begin fighting your buff. Try to ward any brushes or paths leading to you with your Noxious Traps.
Nothing sucks more than almost nabbing that Golem only to have the opposing team's jungler catch you with your cute little shorts around your fluffy ankles. What oftentimes occurs from such unpleasant surprises will go unspoken due to its dark and sad nature.

The reasoning for this is Teemo can be a really good jungler by level 6 once he has Noxious Trap (pop a mushroom in front of the Red Buff's walking path, Camoflague, then light him up until he reaches you. Then pop Blinding Dart and auto-attack that sona***** to oblivion).
NOTE: Don't be a furry ***** and nab every buff ever unless you first get the "KKZ" ("Okay" for you English speakers) from your teammates/jungler.
Also, make sure it's safe before you begin fighting your buff. Try to ward any brushes or paths leading to you with your Noxious Traps.
Nothing sucks more than almost nabbing that Golem only to have the opposing team's jungler catch you with your cute little shorts around your fluffy ankles. What oftentimes occurs from such unpleasant surprises will go unspoken due to its dark and sad nature.


THIS IS A MUST-HAVE ON TEEMO. The second Summoner Spell can be pretty much whatever, really. Imma stuff a few suggestions for that one down your throat anyway, cuz I'm a jerk :D
Mr. Bigglesworth's Top 4 Other Spells


Only use Teleport if you deem the occasional high-profile gank worth the risk of Teleporting into a shrubbery with a sexually-frustrated Alistar in it.

I find that, unless your foes are getting pretty darn fed, Heal isn't really too badly needed as long as you play Teemo like me: A cowardly vagina that spews as many toxins as possible at unsuspecting victims before booking it to the loving bosom of the nearest friendly turret.

I guess you could get

(Q)
Blinding Dart I like to put my starting point into this because it can really help out your laning partner (or yourself, if you're soloing) against any early-on problems with AD champions thanks to the blinding effect. Max this baby out by level 13, cuz it will be your main damage against champions and super-valuable in team fights.
(W)
Move Quick: I don't put a point into this until level 4 because, while useful as an escape mechanism, I find it the least important of Teemo's skills. Rank it up last at 18.
(E)
Toxic Shot: Teemo's bread and butter. This makes farming a breeze and laning champions wary of staying in range too long. Teemo's poison effects are powerful enough by rank 5 to straight up kill squishy competitors, and easily pick off any bulkier enemies running away with low health. I always get this to rank 5 by level 9.
(R)
Noxious Trap: Poisonous, stealthed, and like a free sight ward in some ways. By far the most defensive and useful of Teemo's goodies. Make sure to spam them as much as humanly possible, and in as many bushes and important places (i.e. Dragon, Baron, Buffs, etc.) as you can!

(W)

(E)

(R)



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Next Best Thing: NONE. U HEAR ME?! NONE!!! O.o
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NOTE: I added a second build with all the Next Best Thing items, if u prefer that build.
Killer Teemo Build: 13.6k Gold
Next Best Thing Build: 17.4 Gold
Daaaamn, datta lotta monay, son! Add on the fact that Next Best Thing's build doesn't have a Kage's Lucky Pick and you are going to need a ridiculously long and lucritive game to complete that item build. Just things to in mind, folks.
Next Best Thing Build: 17.4 Gold
Daaaamn, datta lotta monay, son! Add on the fact that Next Best Thing's build doesn't have a Kage's Lucky Pick and you are going to need a ridiculously long and lucritive game to complete that item build. Just things to in mind, folks.
Well, I think that about covers it! If you have any questions, comments, or mindless troll hate to give me, please leave a little something something under the discussion thingamadoodle. Thanks for putting up with my criminally bad sense of humor and generally atrocious writing, and leave me a vote if ya feel like it ;)
This is Mr. Bigglesworth, signing off to go do crack cocaine while listening to ****ty dubstep.
DISCLAIMER: Mr. Bigglesworth does not condone the use of recreational fun- er, I mean drugs. Or ****ty dubstep for that matter.
This is Mr. Bigglesworth, signing off to go do crack cocaine while listening to ****ty dubstep.
DISCLAIMER: Mr. Bigglesworth does not condone the use of recreational fun- er, I mean drugs. Or ****ty dubstep for that matter.
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