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Varus Humor Guide by Sarrgeras

By Sarrgeras | Updated on November 15, 2017
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Runes:

Inspiration
Unsealed Spellbook
Perfect Timing
Future's Market
Celestial Body

Resolve
Overgrowth
Font of Life

Spells:

LoL Summoner Spell: Ghost

Ghost

LoL Summoner Spell: Ghost

Ghost

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ADC Role
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ADC Role
Win 49%
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XxX_build order_XxX ___ lens flare / blur / mom get the camera


Hello _xxXXX underscore xxX_X.the first item you will be getting is the XxX _ mlg ravenous hydra XxX. You want to get the _XxXXX_X_X_X_X hydra because it gives alot of stats. you get life steal life regen and life damage steal XxX_X.

You X want to get the XxX boots after you are done rushing hydra you must not build any other items because you XxX need your hydra to do mlg 420 noscoping. after you get the mlg hydra number 1 na you have to get your berserkers greaves underscore lens flare motion blurX, you must x get these boots because you need to be able to go balls deep for the final kill kam X.

after you are Xdone with your mlg boots you have to get double last whispers. you have to get two of these because unique passive means it stacks so you just cut off all their armor XxxX when you are done with your build get static shiv because static shiv is the most powerful weapon in the entire game XxX
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XXXXX How to quickscope XXXXXXX


if you are a beginner you want to start off by mlg quickscoping. to start quickscoping you must play with smartcast. underscore x lens flare mom get the camera xxx sample text.

to start quickscope tap q and thats how its done. motion blur motion tracking watermarks

training; lightning effect xxx underrscore mom get the xxxx mlg camera
if you want to get relly good at quwickscoping you have to alt f4 every time your q misses a target so if you are really bad you will be leaving the game alot
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XXXXX -Paragon| Hardscoping |Paragon- XXXXX


if you want to try something new instead of quickscoping you can try out hardscoping underscore lens flare underscore. you can only hardscope if it kills the target . if your hardscope doesnt kill the target you must alt f4 and rejoin the game while doing 10 push ups waiting to get in underscore motionblur

YOU MUST PLAY WITH SMARTCAST

How to hardscope
to hardscope you have to hold your q and then let go if you miss the target alt f4 and try again. you can prevent doing this though underscore motion blur lens flare. you can prevent this by holding your q till you get your cast is cancelled this will give you mana back and reduce cooldown on your q
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sample text mp4

lens flare unscore xxx FaZe Paragon Optic mom get the camera i am faze scrublord fedora swag
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quickscope with me?


if you want to quickscope with the master add me on na servers i am Sarrgeras you must only play quickscope or hardscope champions gnar cait corki mundo etc underscore ex ex ex mlg 2014 number 1 na watermark lightning effect REEEL YUNG MONEY BRAHH XDDE120912E290 FOUR TWENNY BFALZE FFFF ⌐╦╦═──( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Edit: cant play on main xD account is locked for 300 years maybe ill live long enough to play again xD biblethump
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Runes XxX XxX XxX XxX underscore XxX XxX XxX quote unquote

to be the best 369 noscoper you must get all these runes listed if you arent using these runes you can trip on a rock and fail at your final kill cam trickshotting YOLOO UNQUOTE FEDORA 69 BRAHHHHH I REKS ALL SCRUBS MATE WANT TO SEE MY EUPHOORRRIC FEDORAR XDヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ
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Masteries XxX lens flare XxX mtn dew

to make your mastery tree make sure you are closing your eyes and click anywhere 30 times when you are done clicking 30 times open your eyes and save you must always make your mastery tree this way or you are not faze OMG MOM GET THE CAMERA XD DO U EVEN LIFF BRAH XD ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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Skill Sequence Sample Text underscore

you must always take q when its available you will not get any other abilities untill q is maxed once q is maxed max r w then e when you are done with your skills alt f4 and rejoin the game YUNG MONEY YUNG MONEY BLOOOOODD XDDDD I AM XD XD XD XDლ(ಠ益ಠლ) FEDORA SWSAGGGGGG A88921ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
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Spells

sample text XXX UNDERSCORE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOLO FEDORA 69 MOM GET THE CAMERA GGGGGGGGGGGG LENS FLARE NOSCOPED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG MOUNTAIN DEW KIDZ BOP 69 **** MOM GET THE CAMERA XXXX UNDERSCORE12E98J98DJ3D2J2D91090J2D9J021DGGGGGGGGGGGGG (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
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Creeping / Jungling

when you are hitting creeps make sure to close your eyes while hardscoping with your q you will get extra gold if you have low cs dont worry you are faze you farm champions not minions( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Team Work ||||motion blur X|||||XXXX

you are the best 360 noscoper in your team you have to carry 4 other people if you win its because you carried if you lose its because you did not 360 hardscope eyes close your minions for more gold


I REK XXXX UNDERSCORE MOM GET THE CAMERA DORITOS GGG ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一▄
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trickshots xxxxx 2014

360 hardscope - hold q and click around your character then let go while rotating 360s

alt f4 scope-hold q hold alt when you let q go press f4 re enter the game and you should have +1 on your kda

yolo scope- flash in front of the enemy when your q is fully charged

mlg noscope eyes closed - close your eyes while charging q and let go

mlg doublescope - press r and q quick your target should be dead from the euphoric doublescope
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mlg playstyles 1337 SK7LLS XDD XDDD 133376666

if you want to be mlg noscoper like me you should play with an mlg tablet its reccomended you get the most expensive graphics tablet you can find zxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzzzzzxzxzxzzzxzxzxzxzxzzxzxzxzxzxzxzxxzxzxzxzxxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzzzxzxzxzxzxzxzxzxz as you can see i just streamed 10000 bpm i have already hd dt hr knife party centepede

XDDDDDDD OFFFICALL REKK XDDXDXDXD
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warmup videos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


remember to like the guide for more linking park lyrics

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be



Copyright Disclaimer Under Section MLG FAZE PARAGON 2014 420 BLAZE IT SON LENS FLARE MOTION BLUR UNDERSCORE EX EX EX UNDERSCORE MOM GET THE CAMERA 2001 BEST NUMUBER 1 NA
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X|||X Gear IRL X|||X REELL YUNG MONEYYYY XDDXXXD


lens flare / motion blur / smoke effect ILLUUUUUMINTAIIII underscore

equipment#1 Fedora WWOW! XXX HOLY **** MOM GET THE CAMERA XXXX UNDERSCORE LENS
You need a fedora to be good like me you dont know how many times a fedora has saved me from losing a game. fedoras channel euphoria though your veins and you will be able to 360 noscope better

equipment#2 shades
you need shades because shades give you extra yolo swag points underscore motion blur underscore

equipment#4 jacket/no shirt
you need to have this combo while playing because it helps you concentrate on focusing your euphoric power . with this combo of equipment you can feel euphoria rushing though your veins

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sponsored by paragon / faze / optic / dyrus / motionblur
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XxXX_Update_XXxXX

lens flare XxX_ you are are an am are is now are am are is build are feral flare xxx underscore am are iam i am build flare cause feral flare are am is lens flare underscore sampletext XxX XxX XxX underscore mom XxX XxX u c dis is y to build feal blare on xddddd xdddd wen u are am are is get flare underscore sample text fuc xd xd xd i am 12 but i am mature for my age xdd xd xdd 420 blaze it yolo 69 xXxX I am BeST FzZAe varuzXxX N a Korea Xx_ nbut i am Xxx matur for my underscore age XxXXxXxxXxX yolo powdered fedora = xxx underscore skillswag X MXX Lens Motionblur XxXXXXXXXH justin beiber = sXX<KIKI Skill XXXXXX

AYY LMAO ADDED PICS
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ROONS

yo its me X xtremely mad skill X sarrgeras and with these new X_XXMLGRUNES_XX_X your gonna want to take the inspiration page you know what im saying :OOOOOOOO. the first spell you want is unsealed spellbook because you wanna teleport to lane once you smashed your enemy in lane. and the next rune is perfect timing because you always have perfect timing once you read my guide. when you are in debt it doesnt matter because you are the best 360 quick scoper in the entire universe thats why you want to get futures market. after becoming one with my guide your body will become celestial so you want to take celestial body you have now channeled euphoira through your veins.

your secondary runes will be resolve because you will live forever if you master my guide and i am a living fact of that. i am millions of years old and i have been quickscoping in space with rocks before quickscoping was even born. the first mlg skill you want is overgrowth because you are over your growth get it LOLOLO!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Font of life is the best talent next to overgrowth because you are the font of life. nobody is the font of life except yourself
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UPDATE


its me u know what im sayin the best 360 quickscoper in the entire universe and i just updated this guide for the culture u know what im sayin

anyway i just wanted to tell you that any new champion that comes out you counter them because you read this guide. anytime you are feeling worried or scared of a new champion you can just do a 360 varus quickscope with your eyes closed and you will win the game automatically. there was this one game where i was scared of losing so what i did was a closed my eyes the entire game and then i just went 30/0 and the game ended in like 5 minutes. thank you for reading my guide. i hope you get many 360 noscopes in every game you play - sarrgeras <3
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