"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I agree with Tosh, Dark Souls should have been game of the year. Like, the game was so amazing that to me, the simple fact that it didn't get game of the year is mind blowing, LET ALONE the fact that it didn't get nominated.
Honestly was one of the best games I've ever played, almost went out and bought a PS3 just to play Demon Souls...
@Canoas, most things are preference, but armor is definately flawed. I mean, there's a perk in heavy armor that makes heavy armor weigh nothing, and not slow you down at all. It essentially becomes the same as light armor, while having better resistances.
Also, something that I didn't even notice until now, is that there are no classes. o.o
Like everyone else, I'm not saying it's a bad game, just that it isn't what I had hoped, and I doubt I'll play it nearly as much as I played Oblivion.
Honestly was one of the best games I've ever played, almost went out and bought a PS3 just to play Demon Souls...
@Canoas, most things are preference, but armor is definately flawed. I mean, there's a perk in heavy armor that makes heavy armor weigh nothing, and not slow you down at all. It essentially becomes the same as light armor, while having better resistances.
Also, something that I didn't even notice until now, is that there are no classes. o.o
Like everyone else, I'm not saying it's a bad game, just that it isn't what I had hoped, and I doubt I'll play it nearly as much as I played Oblivion.

THIEVES GUILD

Thanks to Fatelblade for the sig!
There is absolutely no way that theives guild or DB armor can compare to a full set of enchanted Daedric, nothing can because heavy armor is OP. It was OP in Oblivion, and they made it MORE OP in Skyrim with the Conditioning perk.
I haven't gotten to it yet, but if it's anything like Oblivion (assuming it is, because basically everything is) the DB gear will be incredibly strong early game, and then fall off when better heavy armor becomes avalable.
Oh, and another thing wrong with this game is the Ebony Blade. I haven't gotten it yet, and don't plan on using it when I do, but that is game-breakingly OP. It's like walking around with
Cannibalism as a passive effect.
I haven't gotten to it yet, but if it's anything like Oblivion (assuming it is, because basically everything is) the DB gear will be incredibly strong early game, and then fall off when better heavy armor becomes avalable.
Oh, and another thing wrong with this game is the Ebony Blade. I haven't gotten it yet, and don't plan on using it when I do, but that is game-breakingly OP. It's like walking around with


Acid Reigns wrote:
After around 8 months of owning it, I'm finally gonna try out Skyrim.
Hopefully it's not as disappointing as I think it's gonna be.
Wish me luck :D
It wont, trust me!
Thanks to Arcana3!

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Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know