Aatrox
Even
Luckily, his ultimate does not revive him unless he gets a kill. Your ultimate should give him good *****.
Riven
Major
Very easy to bully, but that burst her ultimate provides is nothing to scoff at. Be very careful during her all-ins.
Neeko
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Vayne
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Kennen
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Vladimir
Minor
A ranged champion with cancerous escapes and sustain. However, he does not have very high damage and you can **** him very easily.
Renekton
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Darius
Even
Stop playing blind pick.
Jayce
Major
Extremely cancerous poke, engage, and disengage, but if you Ghost on his *** and all-in you can kill him given he's not fed.
Nasus
Minor
Extremely easy to bully, but once he's stacked and using his ultimate, he is a ***** to fight.
Camille
Minor
Easy counter. Apprehend her out of her Hookshot. Total cakewalk.
Dr. Mundo
Tiny
You can **** this kid up in every 1v1. ****ing easy.
Cho'Gath
Minor
A very easy champion to bully early game. However, don't underestimate his damage.
Kled
Major
His all-in is bonkers. His high mobility and dismount/remount means big trouble for Darius. Be extremely cautious.
Malphite
Tiny
Easy to **** up early, but he does do some damage and takes next-to-none once he's armored up.
Gangplank
Even
Ghost in and eat his stupid *** for picking this stupid, cancer champion.
Gnar
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Garen
Even
This is a stalemate. Have fun doing no damage to him later in the game.
Fiora
Even
Early game, **** her up. Once she's mobile as **** and can out trade you with vital procs, feel free to kill yourself.
Illaoi
Major
**** this champion.
Irelia
Minor
Her all-in will **** on you. Otherwise, you can suck her toes as much as you want.
Jax
Minor
**** people who play this champ. Apprehend him during Counter Strike so he doesn't hit you. Be sure to have him use his Leap Strike beforehand.
Kayle
Minor
****ing easy. Save ultimate until after she has used hers.
Maokai
Tiny
No one plays this champ.
Mordekaiser
Even
Bad touch.
Olaf
Even
Easy clap. Don't get hit by his undertows or you die.
Ornn
Major
Why does a tank out-damage and out-sustain the tank shredder that is Darius? **** if I know.
Pantheon
Major
**** Pantheon players. **** this guy.
Poppy
Tiny
Easy ****ing clap.
Rumble
Even
This lane is cancer because Rumble is cancer. You have better sustained fights as long as you aren't in his ultimate.
Shen
Tiny
EASY CLAPS !!!!!!!!!!!
Singed
Tiny
Can't out-damage you, can't run away if you Apprehend.
Sion
Tiny
Apprehend him out of his Decimating Smash. Easy as **** to kill.
Tahm Kench
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
Teemo
Major
Your all-in will **** on Teemo, but God help you if he gets ahead.
Trundle
Tiny
Easy clap. Don't underestimate his all-in, however.
Urgot
Major
This champ is ****ing ridiculous and you should fear him. You can Apprehend him out of Disdain, though.
Wukong
Minor
You can **** this guys little monkey *****.
Yasuo
Minor
Easily shat on. Your Apprehend into Crippling Strike into Decimate will shut his Sweeping-Blade-spamming *****-*** down.
Yorick
Extreme
**** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you. **** you.
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