Lee Sin + Zilean

Zilean needs more chains, more bling and more swag so lee sin can know where hes at.

No offence.

This guide is for trolling purposes, this could possibly work in ranked but I wouldn't suggest doing it unless you have a pre-made. Use this guide as a loose threat to knit your own Lee Sin swag bolt build.
Lee Sin + Zilean = Tons Of Damage


(Note: Tell Corki to go Mid, Mid to Go Top, and Top to go Jungle, you're good to go.)

Time Bomb

It's all about delivery my dear young one. For without swift delivery, the wong tong soup will be cold, and the customer will not eat it. Here, I will teach you both the way of DUH DERIVERY YAAAAHH.

Formula:

Zilean will cast Time Bomb on Lee Sin from within a bush.

Lee Sin will use Sonic Wave and Safeguard / Iron Will to deriver the package on time before the 3 seconds is up, YOU NO GIVE FREE MEAL OR I FIYA YOU! YOU NO HAVE JOB!

Proper use of Lee-Sin's regular combo's such as using Sonic Wave to land a melee strike and Tempest before using Safeguard / Iron Will to return behind your minion wave is essential to totally ****ing up the ADC's day. Using this combo with a well placed last second of the bomb can land monstrous damage, and get your ZIL some swaggy dollaz on the side.

and now you're wondering "**** THIS IS SO COOL WHAT ABOUT DUH ROUNDHOUSE BAUB??!! HHHUMMM!?!?!"
I got this.

Dragon's Rage is your key swag getter ability.

IDEAL SITUATION:

Zilean gives Lee Sin a speed boost allowing him to get all up in Ezreal's grills.

Ezreal, being a homosexual does not realize the hard swag potential of the level 6 duo comp hes facing.

Lee Sin lands a Sonic Wave

Like a volcano with chapotle ***** you explode in a flurry of consecutive abilities, in this exact order:

With Sonic Wave still active on the target you will Flash behind them, using Dragon's Rage to roundhouse him, or her in this case, back to Zilean who will then use some swag-like double Time Bomb + Rewind savage maneuvers. This will allow Zilean to slow down the target after a bomb or two has been placed, while this is happening all at the speed of light, Lee Sin will use Resonating Strike to power kick Ezreal while he is still flying in the air. Making it impossible for him to escape.

This works every time. It's a guaranteed kill, especially with Zilean Exhaust and Lee Sin Ignite

NOT SO IDEAL:

When you can't land a good Dragon's Rage don't even bother. Wait until your enemy's support is absolutely **** terrified of you and stays behind their ADC. Sonic Wave that mother and roundhouse the ADC all the way back to chinatown.

Another thing that is possible is using your Dragon's Rage as a killing ability, wait until they're low and QRQ - ignite and have Zilean drive by for the Safeguard / Iron Will pickup under the turret.

GOT GANKS?!?!?!

Trust me you'll grab a lot of attention trying to make these deliveries. Remember, you're Lee Sin and you are broken as ****, don't be scared to engage their jungler with a nice little Sonic Wave Flash Dragon's Rage Resonating Strike into your Zilean. He loves to receive ****** champs under his turret. Free Time Bombs.

Item Explanations:

Frozen Mallet FIRST?? ARE U ****ING RITARD?!

No, I'm fighting an ADC and a Support at Bottom Lane, and there is nothing that pisses me off more than phage not procing when I need it too. Zilean's slow is enough but not always when they have free-flashes or just the flash SS, Frozen Mallet ENSURES THAT NO ONE WILL ESCAPE. FIN. Attack damage and HP is all part of the fear tactics of this lane.

Randuin's Omen SECOND?! U ON CRACK NAOH BRU!!

No I'm fighting an ADC at the bottom lane, and there is nothing that pisses me off more than when an ADC thinks they can kill me while I have Randuin's Omen and Frozen Mallet on.

The rest is self explanatory, but don't follow the build exactly!
Build what you need!
I'm just speaking from the experience and joy of being able to play this comp a lot.

SO ****ING IMPORTANT.

ZILEAN NEED DEM BLUE NEONS MEH BRUDDAH DEM BASTA MON

Pros:

-Tons of Damage
-Huge Soft/Hard CC to counter any ADC
-Ability to Never-Die at level 6
-Unprecedented mobility
-Boatloads of Swag, and hoes.
-Extremely fast derivery

Cons:
-A very good Taric SUPP or Jana SUPP will make your deliveries a little harder to do.
-Zilean has large swag output and severely blinding grillz, so he will most likely be attacked as soon as you leave him alone.
-Zilean does not like armored bears.