What blab! Such chit-chat! How horrifically avant-garde! Whilst most certainly not a "beast", it is indeed true that I boast a sumptuous hunger - A hunger for flavour! For substance and character! For vessels of alluring qualities! Something suitably gentrified for my remarkable palette. Such demands however have admittedly lead my physical form astray, but in the effort of culinary excellence I gladly accept the burden; if it is to mean that I become Runeterra's most critically-acclaimed esculent pundit. In doing so, I have rightfully bestowed upon myself the duty, the obligation and the commitment to accurately identifying and elucidating the sui generis, nuanced flavour escapades that the Summoner's Rift area has to offer.

Vibrant, attractive colours of red, with intermittent beige and subtle pinks. Aromas of simple rune magic, various sediments and worn cloth. Subtle grassy notes, with a supple, tart finish. Lingering aftertastes of stone, and a touch of fromage. Fuller body may be thanks to longer creation time from nexus, thus resulting in a deeper flavour.

Rustic tones of red and brown, with tinges of medium greys and bright oranges. Powerful scents of gunpowder and charcoal; subtle notes of earth and dust. Immeditaely on the tongue, a bold smokey and tar-like sensation is present. This late fades to a less pungent toast aftertaste.

Vibrant, bursting ruby reds, with oak-tinged accents and medium-hued stone greys. Aroma is reminiscent of an old person's establishment. with a light citrus fragrance, as well as coal and various gemstones. Regarding taste - a kin to that of a salt lamp. Highly saline, with a rough mouthfeel. Both finishing and aftertaste is vinegary.