Hey everyone, Thomas the Dank Engine here.

Today I bring to you the TRAINWRECK GAREN build straight from the depths of trench hell. Tired of playing the most boring champion in League? Ever wonder how to take advantage of the fact that your boy Garen is as big as a motherf**king train? Well, your prayers have been answered with TRAINWRECK GAREN -- this build will grant your Garen the speed, durability and hitting power of a godd*mn train. Carry the ever-loving sh*t out of your garbage teammates with this build, perfectly designed for a 1v9 scenario.

PROS

Take advantage of Garen's Q MS -- you are now the fastest champion on the map

Hit a lot harder than Tank Garen

The sheer satisfaction of wrecking the enemy team with this troll AF build

CONS

Not as durable as the Tank Garen build

You're f**ked if you get caught out or focused in a teamfight

May tilt your teammates off the edge of the earth with this unorthodox build

Mute your teammates.

Farm aggressively. Trade with the enemy laner if he tries to f**k with you, but your focus should be finishing your build ASAP. Don't push out the lane too far or you'll get ganked; and try to keep the enemy minions out of turret range to freeze the lane.

Garen can actually become a really great splitpusher with this build -- the additional damage, plus his natural resilience make him an ideal candidate for mowing down enemy turrets while the rest of your team gets destroyed in fights. Ignore them -- they don't understand the true beauty of TRAINWRECK GAREN.

On a related note, keep the enemy jungle warded when you're pushing out. You're fast enough to escape the enemy team if you see them coming, but if you get jumped without warning you're pretty much f**ked.