The Sad Mummy (not Amumu..me once I kill myself)

So I'm playing AP Amumu Mid and I get extremely fed cause enemy Diana sucks. But suddenly I realize I have almost all of my team's kills and they are all dying. So we make a plan to win it with my Ulti.
Team Fight #1 starts and I make a double kill, then a triple..then a Quadra and I've been denied my first Penta so many times that I just thought I wasn't gonna make it but then I see Ashe and just when I kill her the time when I was supposed to make the Penta was over and it wasn't official..BUT WAIT!! There's more in Team Fight #2!! But first here's a picture:

Team Fight #2 was when we were close to losing but suddenly we catch Ashe out of position. I quickly kill her and ult their other members. I quickly make a Triple kill and suddenly Diana pops up so I kill her too and just when I got excited again I see Master Yi split pushing at bot lane..*sigh*

Seriously...WHY CAN'T I MAKE A PENTA...WHY DOES SOME SCUMBAG ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR ME!! ASHFASFJSAFJASGLASG **** LIFE!! I'M GONNA P…
Team Fight #1 starts and I make a double kill, then a triple..then a Quadra and I've been denied my first Penta so many times that I just thought I wasn't gonna make it but then I see Ashe and just when I kill her the time when I was supposed to make the Penta was over and it wasn't official..BUT WAIT!! There's more in Team Fight #2!! But first here's a picture:

Team Fight #2 was when we were close to losing but suddenly we catch Ashe out of position. I quickly kill her and ult their other members. I quickly make a Triple kill and suddenly Diana pops up so I kill her too and just when I got excited again I see Master Yi split pushing at bot lane..*sigh*

Seriously...WHY CAN'T I MAKE A PENTA...WHY DOES SOME SCUMBAG ALWAYS RUIN IT FOR ME!! ASHFASFJSAFJASGLASG **** LIFE!! I'M GONNA P…