SO YOU WANNA PLAY TWITCH.
Good. That's good.
Basically, he's like an assassin but an ADC. Sounds good? Excellent
I've got 0 clue how to make a guide so bear with me for a bit...

So why play Twitch?
He can:
- Engage really well
- Fist**** some traditional ADCs
- Anal **** everyone in teamfights
- Have decent pick potential
- WADBOT 99LP 中共 ADCKITEMONTAGE 英雄聯盟大神 KERIA OMG SLAY LPP等級ADC 超級無敵 Faker's Pineapple 1V9 WITH THIS AWESOME NEW BUILD (NOT CLICKBTE) (FROM THE HOOD) (L9RATEARL APPROVED ******)

HOWEVER, as great as he sounds, he CANNOT:
- Get back into games as easily
- Duel everything
- Get everything done by himself
- Do jack without R. He's like a ****ing R bot.
- Cook you breakfast
- Or lunch
- Ok he can't cook you jack **** unless you want a moldy cheese sandwich.

When playing Twitch you wanna get into the mood of being an absolute ****ing rat. You wanna look for the single most ******ed braindead sneak angle and punish the enemy team for being dumbasses for not buying Pink Wards.

Sounds like fun? Excellent... Let's begin

Early:
So, you get a **** matchup and your support is gooning off to Yuumi R34. What do you do?
You farm. That's right. The most riveting gameplay of all riveting gameplays. You're gonna farm and farm and farm until the enemy team grows a tumour and kills themselves.
That wasn't a joke by the way.
See, Twitch is excellent and punishing absolute loafbrain moments with his Q, W and R. He also scales up really well and snowballs pretty darn good. So you wanna try and farm and wait for the enemy team to make a really brainrot play, or for your support to get a montage 1v9 keria ***** moment. Remember, warding is a good concept that you should definitely implement in your games, lest a Hecarim rides bot and breaks you on that 10incher horse****.

Mid:
Great, you got some gold, hopefully didn't int and your reptile brain has 0 clue what to do next. What do you do?
That's right! You get objectives!
I want you to get into the habit of trying to get bot turret, and then when first turret falls or whatever you go mid to start farming. Obviously if no one is there to catch side lane waves you can go as well. Just farm and be there for teamfights. As an ADC it's your job to farm up, get items and shoot ****. You can also try to catch straggled out of position targets and shoot them.

Late:
Just ****ing shoot them when teamfights come and play for objectives.




Mindset:
You're a ****ing rat. You farm, squeak around and shoot stuff. All the gold are belong to you. Hoard that **** like a jealous hardstuck would hoard his LP. See a straggled ****wit? Hey, maybe you can kill him. Have a bounty? Play slow and wait for teamfights. Honestly, just don't be a ****ing peanut and shoot stuff, preferably without dying and giving away shutdowns.