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Recommended Items
Runes: Supporting Your Wife
+8 Ability Haste
+9 Adaptive (5.4 AD or 9 AP)
+6 Armor
Spells:
Flash
Ignite
Items
Ability Order
Ki Barrier (PASSIVE)
Shen Passive Ability
Threats & Synergies
Nami
Okay. Now this is where it gets tricky. Let’s say, hypothetically, Nami has the ability to freely control and manipulate water. Now let’s say, for the sake of the argument, she attempts to use her ranged water bubble and slow on your adc to catch them out and poke them. Would you not agree that this is a major threat to your adc’s p-word and by extension you? Protect your adc’s dry p-word from becoming wet AT ALL COSTS.
Akali
While not on the same level as your wife, (who is a doctor by the way), Akali is a nurse, and as such, has very good synergy with you. Because of her credentials, she is able to diagnose potentially wetted p-words from developing bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or tric****niasis across the map with her roams. Your ult can provide further help by solidifying her ganks should things get hairy, or in the worst situations, wet.
Akali
While not on the same level as your wife, (who is a doctor by the way), Akali is a nurse, and as such, has very good synergy with you. Because of her credentials, she is able to diagnose potentially wetted p-words from developing bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomoniasis across the map with her roams. Your ult can provide further help by solidifying her ganks should things get hairy, or in the worst situations, wet.
Shen Bapiro, the Liberal Destroyer By becoming one with the ![]() After this guide, there will be no more WAP in this house. You can be sure that the only p-words the enemy will be seeing when they attempt to catch out your team, is DAP (Dry *** P-words). |
+ Global presence with R + Good engage and strong AOE CC with ![]() + Good sustain especially when ![]() + Strong peel for carries with ![]() ![]() ![]() + Allows aggressive early plays from teammates with R + Energy champion = Never run out of mana |
- 0 ranged abilities - probably voted for Ted Cruz - Abilities cost a lot of energy - Longest R cooldown in the game before runes + items - Early game cooldown on W and E are abysmal - For Gods sake Carol I just want to see the kids |
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FOCUS (Passive): Because you are the one and only Shen Bapiro, you always bring tissues with you at all times to ensure any potential wet messes can be cleaned up on demand. Due to this meticulous and careful planning, every 10 seconds, any ability you use produces an anti-moisture shield around yourself so that splashes will be absorbed instantly. Truly, only the Egyptian mummies ![]() |
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Spirit's Refuge (W): You employ a zone that deflects
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Spirit's Refuge (E): Debate. This skill is one of the strongest abilities in Shen Bapiro's repertoire. Simplly by speaking to the enemy team, you are able to completely dominate in the ensuing conversation and own the libtards in debate, provoking them into attacking you blindly. Damage scales with 15% of your bonus HP. |
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Spirit's Refuge (R): The ultimate protector of p-words, you will be trying your damned hardest to stack as much cooldown reduction as humanly possible so that you can protect your wives against any adversaries they would encounter when they go on a 'business trip' every other weekend. |
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Stand United 6 / 11 / 16 #2. Shadow Dash 1 / 3 / 5 / 7 / 9 #3. Twilight Assault 2 / 8 / 10 / 12 / 13 #4. Spirit's Refuge 4 / 14 / 15 / 17 / 18 |
The reason we max E![]() ![]() Besides leveling our R ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
✦ ![]() Guardian allows for bigger shields on ults and is great by itself for when you need to save allies that stray from the almighty far-right (or get poked) during lane. |
✦ ![]() When you shield someone, you mean business. Ain't no one breaking your shield when you take revitalize. Much like a laugh track in a dark comedy (and your ult), it only gets stronger when someone is about to die. |
✦ ![]() Always take Ultimate Hunter (UH). You want to protect your wives as often as possible and UH should stack up quite fast since you will be ulting into fights to own the libtards. |
Less important runes![]() ![]() ![]() |
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In most cases, you will take Redemption to have even more map presence and show those cute little liberals you are single and ready to mingle. Redemption is great because not only does it give you ability haste and health, it makes all of your shields and heals 20% stronger. This means ults will be up more often and stronger. |
However, sometimes certain
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When you are having trouble with ad heavy teams and don't mind having to manage an extra active item in your build, Randuin's Omen is great for dealing with those pesky little rascals that run away when you try to start up a productive conversation. |
In situations where people on your team are completely allergic to building grievious wounds against a fed ![]() ![]() |
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Ionian Boots of Lucidity > ABILITY HASTE This is the goto boot choice for all your cooldown reduction needs.You will be able to ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mercury Treads > At least give me back Max Some games are just downright terrible; you get caught out by heavy CC or the fed enemy Teemo is shooting you faster than a jaded cop at an Antifa rally. In these situations, before you permanently hang up your epic gamer $45USD K/DA ALL OUT Reversible Bucket Hat, take off your 200$ Yellow-tinted Gunnar MOBA Razer Edition gaming glasses, and shake off your Official Riot merch Red Minion Slippers in frustration,take a step back and buy yourself a pair of Mercury Treads instead. Slip these badboys on and it's bye bye CC and hello GG. I am not officially endorsed by ©Riot Games or ©Gunnar Gaming Glasses. Please don't sue me Plated Steelcaps > ARMOUR When the weeping of your enemies manifests in physical form and is weaponized against you in the form of teary-eyed auto-attacks, take Plated Steelcaps to reject their feeble attempts at administering punishment unto you. Remember, as Shen Bapiro, only YOU get to provide the punishment. |
Q:
Is this build even Meta? |
A: Meta is a social construct, much like a debate, it can shift at any moment with a good rebuttal or solid explanation. |
Q:
Are you trying to Send a political message? |
A: Nope. Not at all. This guide was made was purely for fun. This guide in no way reflects my political views nor should anyone take the commentary seriously. I just thought it would be funny to inject some memes into my guide since I am a fan of Ben Shapiro memes. Please do not take offense to any of these jokes. |
Q:
This guide sucks and you suck. Why did you even make this? |
A: You're probably right but that doesn't mean you had to be mean about it I'm gonna cry now ;(. |
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What did I do to deserve this unending suffering? |
A: ... |
Q:
Carol if you see this at least call me please. I just want to talk I swear |
just give me 5 minutes that's all I ask this is my last chance I'm being evicted in 2 weeks and I don't think the stimulus is going to make it |
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