Welcome to the League of Teemo, I see you're interested to master the way of the cancer. Or you're just curious. Either way, in this Build I'll tell you how to be extra cancerous to your enemies with these 4 builds adaptable to your team's needs (or yours).


REMEMBER, TEEMO DOES IT ALL...WITH STYLE



DISCLAIMER
I've made this guide for the sake of fun gameplay, I'm not responsible for:
-Saltiness by your teamates
-Toxicity by YOU (Be nice to other players)
-Your descent to ELO hell (Master teemo before playing him ranked)
-Ineffectiveness from the builds( I made them so you can play with them accordingly and progress throughout the game)

With that said:

Keep reading!!!!

Pros:
- You'll annoy the enemy easily
- you can assist your team amazingly if you can play strategically
- Sustained damage

Cons:
-Your team might think you're trolling
-Enemy will most likely focus you (Cause everybody hates teemo)
-Can suck if not played right

It's important to always last hit the minions, it'll be easier for you since Teemo has sustained damage on him. If you can, also poke the enemy champion to always be ahead on farm from him.
Remember, it's the farming that wins the lane.

The most important part of Teemo in these builds is to support the Team, NOT CARRY IT AND BEING GREEDY. Below you'll see how to use teemo on teamfights according to the builds:
- Artillery: Always stay behind your teamates. In this build you're supposed to attack from the back to cover the most enemies on your constant raining of poison darts.In summary :SUSTAINED DAMAGE TO THE ENEMY

-Nukem:Focus on the enemy carries,you'll be able to squish them out quickly so that your teamfights can take a faster turn to your favor
-Speedy: Your task here is to be ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE, your movement speed will allow you to move quickly around the team so you'll be able to change objectives quickly. Also, chase people down, you're guaranteed to succeed ( just be careful on the enemy baits)
-TANKMO:You'll be the biggest annoyance to the enemy team since you'll be very hard to kill. You'll automatically have enemy agro all over you, So your job on teamfights is to be the damage sponge.

One of the things that separates a regular Teemo and an excellent Teemo is Your Shroom Placing.
Below this Line you'll see an inspirational quote that every Teemo player must live by:
- Snoop Dogg
Your objective here is to fill the entire Rift with your shrooms, be the founder of your very own Mushroom Kingdom.
The spots where you need to place them are:
- High Traffic Areas (where you notice the enemy being there with the most frecuency
- Bushes, The rift is filled with them, the enemy is bound to pass through them, and can be essential escape routes
- Monsters, place them around the dragons and the Baron, not only will it serve as a warning signal, but also will stump their progress since they're also receiving damage from it.
-Teamfights, always have one saved for the teamfights since you can drop one of them in the middle of one and add more damage to the mix
-Running, you'll most likely be chased at some point during the game, drop one behind you to have the upper hand and escape to safety.

One of the most important things to become an amazing Teemo player is mastering the art of annoyance. Not only must you wreck the player with farm and poking, make sure you piss him off too, you'll get a better edge against him. The Following list shows strategies that you must follow to master the lane.
-Poke-Chase-Back-Repeat:This is the bread and butter for Teemo, start poking endlessly, if he backs out, chase him, if he chases you, run away. And repeat the poking.
Stealth-Attack: It's important that you're out of the enemy's sight before proceeding. Go stealth, wait, and when he gets close enough, attack. The element of surprise is helpfull.
- LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH:You'll really annoy the enemy when you just start spamming your laugh endlessly, specially when stealthed. He cant mute your laugh, so it makes it worse for him.

Since you'll be poking the hell out of your lane matchup, you're most likely to get camped by the enemy jungler. So follow these advices to keep him at bay and stall his progress while you're at it.
- Ward:I can't say enough how important it is to ward your lane, you'll need this if you don't want to get ganked constantly. Be sure to keep the ward at a distance which you can see him far before he reaches the bush.
-Shroom the Entrance Points: Once you hit lvl 6, place the shrooms on the entrance points, that being the bush and near your own tower.
- SHROOM HIS JUNGLE: You might be ahead on the farming, take your time to go to the enemy jung and litter it with your shrooms, you'll delay him , and he'll get extremely annoyed by you.
- Shroom him mid gank, leave a trail of shrooms behind you, take him around the bushes so he can fall on your ult and probably turn the fight around.

I made this small guide just for the sake of fun, i strongly recommend to not use these builds in ranked, unless you've already mastered Teemo and know how to play him at his best.
Teemo can be a wrecking ball if played right, I personally think that he deserves more love than he actually gets since he can be sooo viable in a team.

Make sure you read everything in this guide and feel free to post any comments, comments can help polish this guide to be even better!!! :D