LOL THIS GAME.

Solo top vs Lee where I was getting my *** handed to me, because even though I said I was going mid, someone else, as always, figured "WELL MALPH CAN GO TOP, SO HE PROBABLY WON'T MIND ME PICKING A MID CHAMP HERP DERP". He picked Ahri, and it turned out he's plat V. Yes, a plat V guy playing with low golds / silvers.
So I had 80 farm by the time lee had 170, 'cuz he kept shielding tons of last hits I was trying to get, and he kept shoving every wave into my tower and he kept harassing me at the tower, which I couldn't do anything about ( Jax didn't really gank him the entire game ). Then mid-game I really had no way to get farm. In mid-lane, Ahri would use her Q and it would farm almost the entire wave, and every time there was a big wave top, someone else would take it before me despite me pinging them back.
So somehow we won a team-fight and we had a lead, then Tristana got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Jax got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Trist got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught. Seriously, it's really obvious why her MMR dropped so far. At one point when she got caught by Lee and Diana, instead of ult'ing away ( I checked if her ult was up, it was ) she Zhonya'd which made the entire enemy team reach her.
Because of some of us getting caught out so often, they got quite a few barons, but here's what made this game so funny: Basically, Tristana got caught, they baroned, then they came mid. They tried to engage us in front of our tower but when we ran back before they could engage, they decided to dive us. I got a 5 man ult on all of them in the tower, and then we killed a few straight away, then Tristana came and cleaned up Diana and Lee. Her and Jax were the only ones of us left alive, but they were aced, so they ran mid, which we'd previously taken down the tower and inhibitor of, and they ended it. If they hadn't caught out Tristana, they wouldn't have baroned, they wouldn't have dived us and probably would have won the game, but the way things turned out, we won. Was so hilarious haha. Those of us that were dead were spamming the chat in joy while Tristana and Jax heroicly rushed through mid-lane and ended the game.
Also, lol wtf, I entered my series again from that. I didn't even realize I was near them, I just played. :S

Solo top vs Lee where I was getting my *** handed to me, because even though I said I was going mid, someone else, as always, figured "WELL MALPH CAN GO TOP, SO HE PROBABLY WON'T MIND ME PICKING A MID CHAMP HERP DERP". He picked Ahri, and it turned out he's plat V. Yes, a plat V guy playing with low golds / silvers.
So I had 80 farm by the time lee had 170, 'cuz he kept shielding tons of last hits I was trying to get, and he kept shoving every wave into my tower and he kept harassing me at the tower, which I couldn't do anything about ( Jax didn't really gank him the entire game ). Then mid-game I really had no way to get farm. In mid-lane, Ahri would use her Q and it would farm almost the entire wave, and every time there was a big wave top, someone else would take it before me despite me pinging them back.
So somehow we won a team-fight and we had a lead, then Tristana got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Jax got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Trist got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught, then Ahri got caught. Seriously, it's really obvious why her MMR dropped so far. At one point when she got caught by Lee and Diana, instead of ult'ing away ( I checked if her ult was up, it was ) she Zhonya'd which made the entire enemy team reach her.
Because of some of us getting caught out so often, they got quite a few barons, but here's what made this game so funny: Basically, Tristana got caught, they baroned, then they came mid. They tried to engage us in front of our tower but when we ran back before they could engage, they decided to dive us. I got a 5 man ult on all of them in the tower, and then we killed a few straight away, then Tristana came and cleaned up Diana and Lee. Her and Jax were the only ones of us left alive, but they were aced, so they ran mid, which we'd previously taken down the tower and inhibitor of, and they ended it. If they hadn't caught out Tristana, they wouldn't have baroned, they wouldn't have dived us and probably would have won the game, but the way things turned out, we won. Was so hilarious haha. Those of us that were dead were spamming the chat in joy while Tristana and Jax heroicly rushed through mid-lane and ended the game.
Also, lol wtf, I entered my series again from that. I didn't even realize I was near them, I just played. :S
tehAsian wrote:
Oh lol, I think I only used SotD once, I kept forgetting I had it. There are many champions I take an assassin-like mindset to. Malphite is not one of them. :P

PsiGuard wrote:
I was expecting an explanation for the SotD in that wall of text....

Full AD Malphite has ~110 + 200 (2x



This is 450 AD. A 40% AD steroid is 630 AD. A 2.5 crit modifier from IE is added for 1500 damage each hit. 3 crits is 4500 damage. The best part is that it's nearly unavoidable because of

Didn't I do SotD jungle Malphite in a game with you?
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