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Hi rebels, i just wanted to show you how i was destroying as ADC Malphite. Still we lost, for Lee Sin's afk :(The final score was something like 22+ kills, 8 or 9 deaths, and around 28 assists. On this screen you can see my AD record (734). We didn't have BarAn so i couldn't get it higher. Largest crit of mine in this match was like 1790. (I am not sure).

Hi friends.

So let's imagine one day a young lad named Jimmy comes across this wonderful website called Mobafire and decides to use all of his years of experience to make a guide. He puts in days of effort writing up paragraphs, making cool pictures and adding in pretty coding. When the time comes to make his guide public, Jimmy is overjoyed with what he's created and ready to hear all the wonderful responses to his work.

In the first several days, Jimmy receives a bunch of upvotes from both his friends and random commenters liking his guide and offering the odd small suggestion. He happily responds to these people thanking them for their support and is satisfied as his guide's percentage steadily climbs. Good job Jimmy!

That night, Jimmy sleeps uneasily, visions of horror and destruction haunting his dreams.

The following day, Jimmy eagerly turns on his computer and decides to check on how his guide is progressing - to his horror, his guide rating has dropped considerably! Rushing…

And so it happens to be that on this day I reached level 30, and yet only one question remains...

Where the Hell did all my IP go? Knew I should've bought a booster.

Runes are so expensive, but it'll be worth it to jungle effectively.

Oh, and it's the annual remembrance of the date of which I was birthed. I almost forgot that until a steady stream of messages came in through FB. Time stopped being a thing to me a while ago.

Regardless, I listened to Dual of Fates as I ascended into the highest echelon of League existence, and it helped to get over the fact that I leveled off of the worst game I've ever played since I started. Horror story, that match.

Speaking of Horror Stories, since I was losing with IRL friends recently my match-ups for ranked are going to suck hard. I bet if I get 9/10 victories I'll still be placed in Bronze Division, tier 2. Apparently, it's like an eternal battleground that takes place in the midst of purgatory, but I've heard legends of the few who've mana…

Hello everybody!

So Lunar Revel has ended and EUNE picked up The Path of Power. A red icon showing Tryndamere who is - judging by his facial expression - getting a ******* from someone who uses teeth too much.

On the LoL news page about this there is again some heated discussion about "I choosed this, it is the best and you all are ******ed". As expected :))

So, what did you vote for?

My friend ask me to vote for Truth, as he is crazy about the colour blue and is collecting all the blue icons that are available. That was a first sign not to vote for Truth :D Then I loked at the icons closely - they are all ugly. Let's face it, they really are awful, all of them, so you can't pick the nicest one.

So I looked at this philosophically :P

Freedom? What it freedom? Noone is free, unless you leave everything behind and go live somewhere away, in wild nature. Truth? Nobody knows what is true anymore. But power...

He who has the power, has the truth and freedom as well.

With power you …

Once upon a time there was a fair princess named Mulan. In her kingdom, she was loved and celebrated by her people. Mulan went on a journey to visit Snow White's territory to teach the people of the land about her homeland's tea hoping to trade with them for other goods. Even though it was foreign territory, she went in optimistic. However, Snow White - the Queen Bee of her own fairy tale, of course - took issue with her Chinese tea. She much preferred the British tea that already existed and vocally expressed her dislike of the Chinese tea Mulan brought with her. Mulan became very offended. She became even more offended as each of Snow White's seven dwarves agreed with her, and the only ally she had with her was that useless dragon voiced by Eddie Murphy. "But I came here all the way from China!", Mulan exclaimed. After arguing with the citizens, Mulan finally left Snow White's kingdom.

The moral of the story, children, is that if you're going to be a whiny princess, just don't bothe…

Wake up yearning for some delicious Gorilla Munch
Charge down stairs salivating at the thought of the delicious treat about to enter my internal organs
Open the pantry door
There is no Gorilla Munch
A wave of fear shoots down my spine
I stand staring at the empty pantry, I feel my Jimmies becoming rapidly unstable
"M...MOM START THE CAR"
"But Steve you have school in 15 Min...
At this point I have lost all concept of reality, all i feel is jimmies, and all i live for is to unrustle them
"START THE ****ING CAR MOM...NOW"
Terrified my mother runs outside and starts the car
As i gallop to the passenger seat heart pounding, Mr Johnson wishes me a good morning
I stare at him right in the eyes "What did you say Johnson" so low, it is barely audible
"I wa..I was just wishing you a good morning Steve"
Blind rage engulfs me, i charge up to him and jump on his back as he attempts to retreat
It is to late for him now, I pound on his chest as he flails around helplessly
His knees eventually give w…

How's it going everyone?

It's patch 4.2 time yay! Nerfs to some of the more powerful champions (especially Yasuo, as an ADC main you have no idea how happy I was to see this!) and reworks to both Skarner and Xerath, which I'm excited to see in action. Although I hope they don't turn out too busted right away.

Tourney is in a week, and I really hope we can make it into the amateur LCS, would be a great experience, although I'm doubtful. Multiple last second edits to the team keep us a newer team, and we're finding it really hard to pick up a win right now in ranked 5's. On top of It all I have to miss the last two practices to go on a cruise, which normally would be fine with me if we weren't doing so poorly. I'll be back in time for qualifiers but the question becomes, can we get in? 128 teams AT LEAST have signed up for this thing, dang I'm getting nervous again just writing all this!

I'm gonna change topics so I don't totally freak myself out right now! For anyone who's wondering …

Well I've been playing ranekds for about 2 week now. Last season i got ranked in low bronze becouse of well... i had enough and wasnt going ranked after getting stuck in bronze I and eventually dropped lower for inactivity...

So my provisional... i just don't want to talk about it... got played in bronze IV...

Even though i learned to play all of the roles at a good lvl, jungle and adc being my best 2 and support my worst, i can carry a game if we only have 1 tard on the team (feeder/afk/utterly useless), if we got more the only chance is one on the enemy team :P

After a 10 win streak last week and promoted to bronze III im getting matched with the legendary mythical bronze polaks who claim to be pro... someone explein how can i have more armor as ADC than a jungler WW... or why do people have crit dmg runes when they dont even build crit chance???

I guess it will be a looooong and boooring run with lots of ****py matches till i get out of ELO hell... while some of my lucker friend…

this is a pretty rough concept. I just think Sona is a pretty poor excuse for a "bard" even if I love her.

Passive- Quicksilver Strings: The magical strings on Kelanor's lute cause his spells to mark targets for 4 seconds. The first ally (including himself) to deal damage to the target activates the mark, stealing 5/7/10% movement speed from them for 3 seconds. Hitting additional marked targets grants 1/4 of the original movement speed modifier per champion hit (maximum of 10/14/20% bonus movement speed).

Q- Clatterchord: Kelanor plays a dissonant chord on his lute that smashes into enemies and deals 70/100/170/200/270 (+65% AP) magic damage in a small AoE burst and lowers their armor and MR by 5/7/10/12/15% for 4 seconds (Cost: 60 mana at all ranks, 10 second CD)

W- Song of Solace/Piercing Scream: Kelanor sings a major scale that heals an ally for 40/55/75/90/120 (+35% AP) and for an equal amount more over the next 2 seconds (total base healed: 80/110/150/180/240 + 70% AP), If used…

Hello everybody!

Another free rotation is behind us, and again I managed to try them all (mostly because most of those champs I already have :D). Without further ado...

W3 FREE CHAMPIONS

ANIVIA
I don't think I ever played slower champion. Seems like she is frozen to be nearly immobile. Her Q shoots wherever it wants (you just point at the direction but then it goes to the end of its range nevertheless) and all in all, I did not like this champion. It takes half an hour to get back to lane from your base, CSing is terrible, and the only thing I liked about her is her dance and OP joke animation. But that wall of ice is interesting, helped me to delay enemy creeps wave when I was pushing turret really hard.

Also her passive is not good, since everybody knows it and destroys the egg in no time. Your only chance is that when you die and turn into the egg, team mates comes and scare the enemy away. Otherwise you'redead meat (dead egg) anyway. Even the recent buff did not help …