The Local Paper

Admittedly, sometimes I just feel like writing.
DISCLAIMER WARNING: This is really ****ing long.
If you're a homegrown, proud, patriotic American like I'm not, then you've probably heard of the Baltimore riots that recently occurred. Alternatively, you could be me, and be a man who enjoys "trolling teh forumz" for unhealthy amounts of time each day.
I personally enjoy browsing Reddit. And if you've been on Reddit, then you know they love their cultural differences and completely unbiased, individual opinions right? Right?
Lol no.
Admittedly, Reddit was a bit of a cluster**** or *****torm or whatever the **** you want to call it yesterday. Naturally, a majority of people probably boycotted all the drama that occurred out of fear that it would tenderise their anus, and instead go about their daily routines of browsing cute dogs on /r/awww and vigorously masturbating to their weird fetish subreddit, mine personally being /r/nekomimi because nothing makes me cry myself to sleep at nig…
DISCLAIMER WARNING: This is really ****ing long.
If you're a homegrown, proud, patriotic American like I'm not, then you've probably heard of the Baltimore riots that recently occurred. Alternatively, you could be me, and be a man who enjoys "trolling teh forumz" for unhealthy amounts of time each day.
I personally enjoy browsing Reddit. And if you've been on Reddit, then you know they love their cultural differences and completely unbiased, individual opinions right? Right?
Lol no.
Admittedly, Reddit was a bit of a cluster**** or *****torm or whatever the **** you want to call it yesterday. Naturally, a majority of people probably boycotted all the drama that occurred out of fear that it would tenderise their anus, and instead go about their daily routines of browsing cute dogs on /r/awww and vigorously masturbating to their weird fetish subreddit, mine personally being /r/nekomimi because nothing makes me cry myself to sleep at nig…