Day 3 - Leaving the Cradle
Today Poppy and I will leave the house. It's time.
Ever since my father left me and my mother, our lives changed forever. Mother vowed never to leave the front of the tv until she watched the whole series of Grey's Anatomy (rip) and I swore never again I would depend on someone else to survive on this cruel TALL GRASS OF DOOM filled world.
And now with Poppy, my BRAVE bulbasaur, I can finally follow my dream: to bully money out of Pokemon trainers so I can get my own house!
I mean, think about it: most Pokemon trainers are whiny kids who left their houses "to become the very best", they NEED money to get Pokebals and stuff. If I kill their critters and menace their lives they'll HAVE to shower me with gold! It's freaking perfect!
As I make my way downstairs and hear Christina Yang cry though the stereo, I know I made the right choice. I walk out with no regrets.
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