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Went home last night after work and finished off my placement matches. The friend I had Duo Queued with was on so we tried again. Instead of using his regular account he used another friends Smurf that was Bronze 2, I believe. The first game I tried to Twisted Fate mid and got stuck against a Syndra that was good. He was really good at stunning me and the rest of my team didn't do very well either. I actually had a chance to try and counter pick

I got bored and decided I'd start up a sort of regular blog...thing...on my blog...updated whenever. Rage Tales: Looking back at rage and seeing if it was justified. I know I could just go to the qq thread, but it's not my rage that's going here nor am i raging about rage. Its just the memorable times when someone showered me with rage.

1st Tale: Why don't you have a support.

Years ago, I fought my way to lvl 30 by doing nothing but mastering Riven and all her abilities, builds, hell I even have her cooldowns memorized to the fraction of a second. That doesn't fly in the real world, obviously. I ended up playing a game with one of my dearest friends and I ended up as the support role. Thing is, the closest thing I had to a support at the time is Darius. Short version, we lost. Long version, we got destroyed.

I pick this story not because the rage is totally my fault and entirely justified but because my dear friend was doing his best not to end our friendship over a single bad game.…

[7/23/2013 11:01:15 PM] Eowyn: WHERE YOU AT *****
[7/23/2013 11:01:16 PM] Eowyn: LET'S GO
[7/23/2013 11:01:18 PM] Eowyn: FIGHT ME IRL
[7/23/2013 11:01:22 PM] Eowyn: ILL SAWK U
[7/23/2013 11:01:24 PM] Eowyn: YAH
[7/23/2013 11:01:26 PM] Eowyn: YOU BETCHA
[7/23/2013 11:01:29 PM] Eowyn: CMERE
[7/23/2013 11:01:30 PM] Luther 3000: u startin somefink m8
[7/23/2013 11:01:31 PM] Eowyn: BAM
[7/23/2013 11:01:34 PM] Luther 3000: i will hook u in the gabber
[7/23/2013 11:01:34 PM] Eowyn: POP
[7/23/2013 11:01:35 PM] Eowyn: BOOM
[7/23/2013 11:01:41 PM] Eowyn: TASTE MY FISTS
[7/23/2013 11:02:03 PM] Eowyn: ILL SAWK U
[7/23/2013 11:02:04 PM] Eowyn: M8
[7/23/2013 11:02:12 PM] Eowyn: ARRR
[7/23/2013 11:02:23 PM] Luther 3000: m8 u little kunt i wil ***ing rek u
[7/23/2013 11:02:33 PM] Luther 3000: my dad is 10 times bigger than ur dad
[7/23/2013 11:02:40 PM] Eowyn: MY MOM
[7/23/2013 11:02:43 PM] Eowyn: BEATS UR MOM
[7/23/2013 11:02:44 PM] Eowyn: YAH
[7/23/2013 11:02:49 PM] Eowyn: THATS ALL I GOT
[7/23/2013…

My account that I have created, used and grinded countless hours of my life into the last 4 mounths has been hacked and the person who hacked it is trying to blackmail me ...

As I am sure that this has happend to other people aswell I ask that anybody that can help me to please do so ...
my summoner name is D34thPhO3n1x (with an enlarged o) and my server is EU West

I already sent a report to RIOT's support desk with an attachment of a conversation we had, but that was over 24 hours ago and I havent heard athing from them ...

**Riot responded after 5 days of waiting and allowed me to change my password, they also banned my account for a limited time to make sure the low-life didn't leave behind any nasty surprises, thank you Riot player support and keep up the good work**

1) A robot support may not injure a human being their carry or, through inaction, allow a human being their carry to come to harm.

2) A robot support must obey the orders given to it by human beings its carry, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law (i.e., don't set up a kill that might be risky for your carry).

3) A robot support must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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Rule #1: You are a support. You are your carry's *****.
Rule #2: Your carry is a dumbass. Let him focus on poking minions while you keep track of the entire map.
Rule #3: Your carry is a still dumbass. You need to tell him what to do. Ping him to follow up your target or to fall back while you peel.
Rule #4: If you can engage on a fight to distract the enemy from killing an ally, do so. If neither of you will survive if you try to go in, don't try. Your gp10 means your death is less of a loss of personal g…

After an 0-3 start in my placement matches, I was ready to get some wins going. I didn't want to lose anymore. Especially not in a row. So, I queued up and was able to get mid. The enemy team had an Elise, Kha'Zix, and a

These are some words you might encounter in league and this is what they mean:

Balls - syndra's ultimate
Rat - teemo/kennen
Pikachu - kennen
Yu-gi-oh cards - twisted fate's card pick
Hug monster - Warwick (because of ultimate)
Fox - ahri
The moo cow - alistar
Deathcrank - blitzcrank + alistar
CUPCAKES - caitlyn's traps
op - darius
hp +100 - dr mundo with ulti
hah gayyyyyyyyy - ezreal or taric
my little pony - hecarim
JUST CLICK R - karthus
permastun - leona
RAINBOWZ - lux ultimate
longest 3seconds of my life - fiddle****'s fear
hue hue hue - mordekaiser
we Q they QQ - nasus
tdc (true damage carry) - olaf/irelia/vayne
only a man for 5seconds - tryndamere
poopy - poppy
okay..... - rammus
mufasa - rengar
simba - rengar
never chase a singed - singed's poison trail
truely outrageous - taric's taunt
shroomzzzz - AP teemo's ultimate
hook city - nautilus/thresh/blitzcrank
hardest skillshots ever - ryze
spin 2 win - garen/tryndamere/wukong/rammus

I hope these pointers were useful to you ;D

Cassiopeia

Cassie just seems my style, powerful, potentially game changing ult, good mobility (I love utility masteries plus MS Quints on her) and a challenging spammy kit. The pattern noted last post is my tendency to gravitate towards the 'difficult' champions. Ahri,

So a little update.

Still working on the guide, I should stop setting times for me to get things done, I never get them done xD. I recently got my old computer back and I might start up a stream, no promises though. Been struggling in diamond 2, just trying to claw my way into diamond 1 and maybe challenger, but man is it tough work. Been playing other games to take my mind off it so I don't get burned out, as well as musing over my tier list. I have no idea why I'm posting this.

EDIT: yolo stream: twitch.tv/h4xdefenderr

So I had a friend that volunteered to help me by Duo Queueing with me. He is Silver 4, so we were facing Silver 3-Bronze 1 and had the same on our team both games.

The first game we went Sona/ Ezreal bot. He's a pretty good support, but plays more passive, at least early. We got stuck against a