Thoughts of a Silver - AD Teemo and why it sucks

I know that a lot of people are going to disagree with it, but I don't care. My blog, my opinion. Deal with it.
Note: What follows are the opinions of a random Silver player. Feel free to whine and say I'm wrong because I'm Silver; I won't give a **** and will just laugh at you. Also don't ***** about the lack of coding, I couldn't be bothered.
[opinion]
Alright. To understand exactly why AD Teemo is so bad, you have to take a look at his stats and his kit.
H18: 1844 - Below average, although higher than many mages.
Hp5-18: 16.36 - Right in the middle.
M18: 920 - Pretty average.
Mp5-18: 14.6 - Below average.
AD18: 98.5 - Terrible; ninth lowest in the game. At least he beats Ashe.
Ar18: 81.5 - Actually quite high.
Mr18: 30 - Equivalent to all other ranged champions (bad).
Range: 500 - Very short.
AS18: 1.087 - Really good. Tied with Evelynn for third highest in the game, sitting behind Kennen, Ashe, and Tristana.
MS: 330 - Below average for a ranged champion.
So overall, his stats…
Note: What follows are the opinions of a random Silver player. Feel free to whine and say I'm wrong because I'm Silver; I won't give a **** and will just laugh at you. Also don't ***** about the lack of coding, I couldn't be bothered.
[opinion]
Alright. To understand exactly why AD Teemo is so bad, you have to take a look at his stats and his kit.
H18: 1844 - Below average, although higher than many mages.
Hp5-18: 16.36 - Right in the middle.
M18: 920 - Pretty average.
Mp5-18: 14.6 - Below average.
AD18: 98.5 - Terrible; ninth lowest in the game. At least he beats Ashe.
Ar18: 81.5 - Actually quite high.
Mr18: 30 - Equivalent to all other ranged champions (bad).
Range: 500 - Very short.
AS18: 1.087 - Really good. Tied with Evelynn for third highest in the game, sitting behind Kennen, Ashe, and Tristana.
MS: 330 - Below average for a ranged champion.
So overall, his stats…